The guys were all at deer camp.
They had to bunk two to a room. No one
wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly.
They decided it
wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole
time, so they
voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast
the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl
snored so
loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the
morning, same
thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him
all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly
ex-football
player; a man's man. The next morning he came to
breakfast bright eyed
and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what
happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked
Daryl into
bed
and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all
night long."
