Well I grew up in Small town Utah (Moab) to be exact. It is a great place to grow up but a shitty place to live!
I then moved to an even worse spot Ephraim- good lord never go there if you value your sanity! I ended up getting married-nothing else to do there!lol
I am now divorced and living in Phoenix area- Mesa near Tempe, I love to have fun outdoors camping, snowboarding and hunting are just a few of my favorites!
will have to update this when I can think of something more whitty

You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings. Chains/Handcuffs 92% Bondage 92% Biting 92% Whips 67% Blood 67% Blind Folds 42%

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: David "the sexual Tyrannosaurus"
Birthday: Oct. 19
Birthplace: Moab, UT- best place on earth! (If your a redneck that is)
Current Location: Phoenix
Eye Color: Brown-but I have been told that I have hazel sometimes to.
Hair Color: Dark brown or black
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty-but sometimes I use the left for that special feeling! lol
Your Heritage: I originate from Scotland/Ireland, add some englisha and Native America (Northern Ute)
The Shoes You Wore Today: My favs-DC'S
Your Weakness: a sweet ass or tits!
Your Fears: beautiful woman
Your Perfect Pizza: Hand tossed w/ Breakfast Bacon,sausage,and Green peppers!- sounds like shit but is the best
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finishing school so I can have a decent job that requires little work! haha
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dude quit being a fag
Thoughts First Waking Up: I need to fuck something-Seriously!
Your Best Physical Feature: not sure but I have an ass of steel! and one viscious cock!
Your Bedtime: after she's sleeping on a cum stain!
Your Most Missed Memory: Havasu 2003! the best trip ever!Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi ONLY
MacDonalds or Burger King: either will make me shit for a week so I try not to eat either, Carls Jr. is the best though!
Single or Group Dates: Single to start out so you can end up back at my place alone! a group date if it consists of a few other ladies that are willing to get naked at the end!haha
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither Tea sucks
Chocolate or Vanilla: Normally Vanillia but sometimes you just want som e dark chocolate!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Yuck
Do you Smoke: a cigar from time to time unlike my friend Josh who likes to smoke man pole! haha biatch!
Do you Swear: fucking all the time god damn it :(
Do you Sing: aaaaaaabsooooLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUtly!
Do you Shower Daily: always- with emphasis on my balls, maintaining a clean enviroment in my pants is a major priority!
Have you Been in Love: Yeah, and then the she bitch ripped out my heart, ate it and then shit it out in my hand
Do you want to go to College: go? more like finish!
Do you want to get Married: only to the woman I find that I would kill and die for, nothing less
Do you belive in yourself: not always
Do you get Motion Sickness: yup and it sucks
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes, but no brad pitt I'm sure
Are you a Health Freak: no that would suck.
Do you get along with your Parents: now I do, not when I was younger
Do you like Thunderstorms: absolutly!!
Do you play an Instrument: yup guitar- although very rusty, also drums, sax, trumpet...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hell yeah!
In the past month have you Smoked: nope?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nah, don't do the stuff
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup, but then pussed out with the girl I had waited like three months to see- I'm a pussy I know
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah- but only because my sister wanted me to go-I SWEAR!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, I need a break from them!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yuck
In the past month have you been on Stage: kind of I guess
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: again sort of- didn't start out that way but definantly ended up that way!!?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NEVER
Ever been Drunk: it's like my hobby!
Ever been called a Tease: yeah but if I knew she wanted to have more I would have!
Ever been Beaten up: once- all I needed, now I take care of myself
Ever Shoplifted: once when I was a kid and I got caught that was enough for me!
How do you want to Die: Balls deep in a sweet vagina and my face smothered in boobies!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a fantastic lay--OH that must mean I am already grown up!!
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland and Scotland- love them!







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