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The dating questionnaire
1. Are you a nut job? Yes/no
2. No seriously are you a nut job yes/ no
3 If no to any of the above questions what kind nut are you?
4.If answered yes to the first two questions, honesty is good , if you knew what kind of nut you were I heard planters is hiring , good luck and also try almond joy
5 are you employed? Yes/no
6. if unemployed , do you collect food stamps and what restaurants
Do you go to?
7. if you answered no employment how many years do you think it will take for you to have j.o.b.? 1-3years 3-5 or waiting for a man
8. If unemployed do you think a blow job really is a job? Yes or no
9 if you answered yes lets shake hands and call it a day, going down is not a chore it’s a duty…..If I have too so do you!
10. if your still filling this out your telling me there’s a chance.
11. Are you or have you in the past six months had boyfriend or girlfriend (2 points awarded for girlfriend be honest)
12. If no girlfriend would you, or could you be with another woman? Yes or no (2 points for yes)
13. Do you subscribe or read Cosmo? Yes or no
14. If yes do believe that shit? Yes or no?
15. What is the definition of dating?
a. I must have you to my self after second date.
B oops slept with him on first date need to have will not share
c. he wishes he was only one, why do you think I said text me
16 if answered c on last question please continue any other answer please consider a different option and remember there is someone out there just for you. Just not me
17. What is the Spanish word for friend? Amigo or padre?
18 what is the meaning of friends with benefits?
a. meaning two people have monogamous sex on a daily basis? ( I wish)
b Sex stops bitching begins, and dinner cooked 3 times a week
c. None of the above
19. if you answered c please continue I think were hitting it off, however if you if answered a or b=please see answer for 16 and good luck on your journey and remember there is someone for everyone, well good luck anyway
20. on a first date and your having sex do you say “im really not like this” honey trust me your like this just be honest im doing you right now no time to lie just lie still
21. if you didn’t slap, spit, throw drink or vomited on me , or call me many names , congratulation I want you! Redeem you prize the door and enjoy.
