ok there was this night me and makdadde driving down the road drunk ok pulled out the shot gun out the back right we were shotting road signs such a good thing to live in the country now his 12 year old brother was with us damn i need to stop bein such a bad influince well anyway so we go around the block we are trying to get to his house right and well the police drag us out the car no mother fucking nicness about it see but they failed to realize i was the real slim shaggy see no worries jsut lights. but they bust us in the three cars the mother fucking udercover right there she was a hottie too i was going to ask for a number but figured this isnt the time for that she could get in trouble. but none the less i was .001 off from legal limit for alchohol driving but i got this see no worries i was took care of though i had half a pitcher and three shots. they let us go on technicality that they search and siezed without anything to back that shit hahahaha nigga please good to be in the country
the real slim shaggy
this happened the night of march 2 2007 just keeping it real
