That's the most used phrase for the night. Along with others like:
"Whatever your boobs want, they got it!"
"If your boobs want a hot fudge sundae, by god I will make the best hot fudge sundae ever in my life!"
"I've never been this soberly drunk in my life"
So it was like midnight when my best friends call me up and say Hey you wanna go to cottons?
For some odd reason I said sure!
Sooo, we get there are one girl didnt have an ID, so we dont even get to drink. We leave, and get followed by a cop. Somehow we get lost on backstreets..
SO...................................
I decide, hey pull over in front of this house..
I get out and walk to the gate of the house, look over at the cop, who has now rolled down his window and is looking right at me.
"I am so not going to jail for this underage girl I don't even know.."
I walk over "Can I help you officer?"
Keep in mind I am the only one who has not had a DROP of alcohol!!!
He said just making sure everything's ok.
I told him we were looking for our friends house, but I'd never been to that town before and was lost. He said ok and after I walked to the door and pretended to knock, he drove off. I stood at the door and started to walk away....
and looked over to the next street, when I saw him going back around the block.
I walked back up to the door and took out my phone, pretended to call someone while I pretended to knock again..lol
Eventually, I went back to the car and stood outside the car pretending to call someone again.
He was waiting at the end of the block.
We drive off, and he follows for 6 miles..
Somehow he never stops us and eventually drives away.
*HUGE SIGH*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
