Sorry, more rubbish of the literally lateral titular variety. Ha Ha
After all the hoo hah and hullabaloo about the long title I thought about it and decided that I would not be beaten by anyone. I went into excel and typed in the title and writer, sized them to the book spine and guess what it fitted. OK I had to revise it but it is almost the same.
”Just One Drop in the Ocean Created a Jungle Meze 'n' Melee” by D.H Hole-in-Head.
(Seriously made up name to get replies to surgical questions – changed to Hollingwood so the Neurology department did not think I was taking the Mickey.!)
Yes, I know the titular part is long but you try thinking of a title for a group of stories that have been written over the course of 10 years. I had enough trouble with the first book.
Then curiosity struck again and I did the same for the first book. It also fitted albeit with a smaller font but it is still legible to a bat wearing Boots Incorporated reading glasses - not that my Mother will be able to see it though but then she has a spineless copy which, incidentally, she has now read. It only took her eight months, almost as long as the pregnant paws a jaw-sprung and pushy hotweiler took to write it – OK, I exaggerate. Hey, I am not being disrespectful and inferring that my Mother is likened to a bat, I have only just realised what I have typed – just think of the repercussions if I had verbalised it - whoops. Anyway, she got hers from the National Hoot Service.
Well actually they say that ‘the pen is mightier than the sword’ and another thing is ‘All good things come to those who/that wait’ and with all this tooth glue-pegging I must have a strong jaw and paws, well glue does get stuck in the claws with the deep ‘bite and scratch the surfaces’ of life. So never listen to anyone unless you cannot prove them wrong.
Pah, he who knows all it seems in this case is he who has the compeetoes. However I don't see that it would cost much to put a title up a spine.
Anyway, next time I will get it done with dogged determination because just like a hotweiler,
I jump in Paws first, then once I get my gluepegs into something I never let go until I am ‘disequi-verbally’ proved ‘GROWN’ or ‘anagrammarily’ proved WRONG.
Well, I said it was a load of literally lateral titular thinking! Good job it does not warrant a prison sentence for verbal abuse. Ha Ha.
