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44 Year Old · Female · From Texas · fu-Owned by D R K HEART... and is worth 100,000,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on July 26, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on January 24th · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 33 different people have a crush on me!

Crissy Lynn

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DO NOT SHITFACE OVER FAMILY!!!
If you can't take 30 seconds to type "hi" in a friend request I can't take 30 seconds to accept it.

I'm not beautiful, at least not by what men on this site deem beautiful...I have curves like a back country road and lips as soft as velvet. My skin is tender to the touch and is softly scented, that scent depends on the time of year. I'm anything but typical, I'm explosive and unpredictable and when I get mad, ya best leave me alone. I can be hotter than the 31st of August or colder than a January morning. I speak with a southern drawl that holds a Midwest Yankee twist. I can be delicate and I can be strong.
I'm spiritual, not religious. Over my life time, I have come to believe that religion is for people who are afraid of hell, I've been there, fought with Satan, won that battle and I know where I'm going when I die and I do not have enough hate in my heart to call myself a good Christian. I believe in things others mock. I'm a Theologian and avidly study other languages and cultures. Music is in me and all around me, it's the air I breath. I find attraction in the oddest of places, so don't sell yourself short or believe in some misguided notion that I'm out of your league. You, might be shocked. To the men who believe me to somehow be negative, I'm not a negative person, I just know the truth and I'm not going to have my heart played with. If you want me, then let it be me and not every girl on fubar!
I'm an American by birth. Scots/Irish/Cherokee by blood, and stone cold country. My neck is painted red by the grace of God. No one's acceptance is required. I accept myself for who I am! I'm my own person, are you? I'm happy helping those I care about, often I care without realizing it, and show it without knowing it. To those who really take the time to know me, I may look tough but on the inside I'm warm and soft. When I call you friend, you can rest assured I will NEVER let you down. If you're privileged enough to earn my love, you'll soon find that my respect is an honor. I'm not being conceded, I just know what I'm worth and that I am a woman who just does a common thing, uncommonly well.

Statuses: Not always my feelings, sometimes something random or song lyrics...
I'm Somewhere in Texas. That's all anyone needs to know.


Concerning my relationship status: I'm single! Very single. Why? Because I want to be!
Because no one has shown me I'm the ONLY one he wants. Not yet anyway.
Ladies, stop worrying that every woman is on your man's page is there to snake him from you, we're not after anyone's man, okay maybe I want WAR but hey! Look at him! What woman in her right mind wouldn't want him! He is my forever crush, I am his sexy crush critter forever!

The message concerning "WAR aka Issac" was a paid endorsement and is a complete fabrication including the paid part" No animals were harmed in the making of this profile.

44 Year Old · Female · From Texas · fu-Owned by D R K HEART... and is worth 100,000,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on July 26, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on January 24th · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 33 different people have a crush on me!
Interests
Music
Theology
(roller)skating
Being a female
Steampunk (anything)
Owls
Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbN8jqDhHO8
Movies
Wizard of Oz. For it's time it's awesome
Movies with a historical slant
Anything movies that were taken from a Jane Austin book.

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