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43 Year Old · Female · From Texas · Joined on July 26, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on January 24th · 2 referrals joined! · 29 different people have a crush on me!


Calling me ugly after I reject you is laughable.
Never claimed I was even pretty, try again.

My body was born in the north but my soul was born in the south. I'm a southern girl to the bone, I fly the Americana flag and the rebel flag (as a symbol of southern pride not hatred) I have a southern accent with mid-west Yankee twist. And I can bait my own hook and field dress a deer if I need too.
You little whores who believe you can chase me away..Please! I've been here since this place was Lost Cherry, I've seen prettier whores leave this place. I'm not here for you I'm here out of loyalty to Mike and Ryan and all those who stayed. SO say what you will about me.
I'll be here long after your stupid ass is forgotten!
Y'all really need to be care with me, I was born into a long line of bitches and witches, and if you
get on the wrong side of me, you might get a house dropped on you.
So throw the first punch bitches, I'll throw the last and whoop your ass with a smile and blessing your heart at the same time.

Names (depending on Who I'm with) :
Crissy Lynn
Autumn Singer
Age: 43
From Indiana
Live :Texas (not for too much longer)

I'm the sun that lights the day, the moon that chases shadows away, the stars that twinkle and guide
your path. I am the earth under your feet, I am the fire that warms your hearth and home. I am water.Water can carve its way, even through stone, and when trapped,water makes a new path.
A little water is good to guard against fire. Water is powerful, Water is a mother, a friend, and a life giver.

I am the owl, the symbol of the feminine, the moon and the night, of magic and darkness, of prophecy and wisdom. I listen to its voice inside of me. I will hear not what is being said by others, but what is hidden. I can detect subtleties of voice that others cannot. People cannot deceive an owl. Owl people can see into the darkness of others souls. Most owl people are clairvoyant because of this ability. I can be very scary at times, yes, I'm that spooky girl all the guys want to know and all the girls hate. I've lived this way my whole life. After 43 years nothings going to change now. I've learned to trust my instincts about people.
I've learned to conserve my energy, to be observant. I have very strong clairaudiant and empathetic abilities. I can appear threatening on the outside, but I'm actually very benign unless you mess with those I love and then I can become very courageous and ferocious, a fierce protector. I may lose but you will know I was there. I also know about the lies spewed but jealous females and jilted males so come talk to me and not the rumor mongers.

I'm also a lynx, the keeper of the ancient secrets, a teacher of the hidden skills. I've opened my heart and mind to wisdom, My days are filled with strengthened will. and revealed to me are fearful truth of being, the part of us we fail to see. I've take on the role as the keeper of lost magic and knowledge. the guardian of the secrets more importantly, the know-er of the secrets. People keep me in their confidence because they know I will not break it. I chose my words
carefully and use them cautiously.

I am the wolf I have faith in those who enter my life, I make quick and firm
emotional attachments. and I trust my insights about these attachments. If I tell you someone is wrong for you, trust that I'm right. because I'm rarely, if ever, wrong when it come to affairs of the heart.

I had a snake but recently woke up to find her gone... My snake has taught me all she could of transmutation, I have rested by the coolness of a pond, looked high above the
Sacred Mountain, so concerned about my future,like a ducklings first flight alone, I stared into the great unknown and then I took that leap knowing that the Great Spirit has a plan for me. I'm not fighting the currents of the great unknown. I've surrendered to the flow of the spiral and I'll trust what I am shown. I've learned to surrender my body to the power of Great Spirit and will be taken to where the future lives. Just by my trust in the Great Spirit's protection, my snake,
through transmutation has become the rare black swan. The black swan is rare and only comes into the lives of those who have suffered and know that the path to enlightenment is not paved with gold but with suffering.

I'm not religious I'm spiritual.
My beliefs are eclectic.
My taste in music and art is just as eclectic as beliefs.
My taste in clothing can go from jeans and a tee shirt to classic and steampunk to gothic...
I have no tattoos. (working on one)
No piercings.

(Still Under construction)

43 Year Old · Female · From Texas · Joined on July 26, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on January 24th · 2 referrals joined! · 29 different people have a crush on me!
Wizard of Oz. For it's time it's awesome
Movies with a historical slant
Anything movies that were taken from a Jane Austin book.

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