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44 Year Old · Female · From Texas · fu-Owned by D R K LOVES S H... and is worth 100,000,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on July 26, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on January 24th · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 35 different people have a crush on me!
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Abilities are set for family Only. Why? Because some of y'all are rude and sf over my family.
I've been here for 11 years contrary to what that lil tag on my page says.
My SB or chat will be ignored from 10pm CST to 9am CST every day because I sleep and I wake up
early and don't want to chat with people at 6:30 or 7 in the morning.



I'm not beautiful, at least not by what some men on this site deem beautiful...I have curves like a back country road and lips as soft as velvet. My skin is tender to the touch and is softly scented, that scent depends on the time of year. I'm anything but typical, I'm explosive and unpredictable and when I get mad, ya best leave me alone. I can be hotter than the 31st of August or colder than a January morning. I speak with a southern drawl that holds a Midwest Yankee twist. I can be delicate and I can be strong.
I'm spiritual, not religious. Over my life time, I have come to believe that religion is for people who are afraid of hell, I've been there, fought with Satan, won that battle and I know where I'm going when I die and I do not have enough hate in my heart to call myself a good Christian. I believe in things others mock. I'm a Theologian and avidly study other languages and cultures. Music is in me and all around me, it's the air I breath. I find attraction in the oddest of places, so don't sell yourself short or believe in some misguided notion that I'm out of your league. You, might be shocked. To the men who believe me to somehow be negative, I'm not a negative person, I just know the truth and I'm not going to have my heart played with. If you want me, then let it be ME and not every girl on fubar! My heart is NOT a play toy, it's fragile and can shatter with words,
so if you're only playing games or one of your other female friends may get hurt because you like me...tell her to get over it. The heart wants what the heart wants!
I'm an American by birth. Scots/Irish/Cherokee by blood, and stone cold country. My neck is painted red by the grace of God. No one's acceptance is required. I accept myself for who I am! I'm my own person, are you? I'm happy helping those I care about, often I care without realizing it, and show it without knowing it. To those who really take the time to know me, I may look tough but on the inside I'm warm and soft. When I call you friend, you can rest assured I will NEVER let you down. If you're privileged enough to earn my love, you'll soon find that my respect is an honor. I'm not being conceded, I just know what I'm worth and that I am a woman who just does a common thing, uncommonly well.

Statuses: Not always my feelings, sometimes something random or song lyrics...
I'm Somewhere in Texas. That's all anyone needs to know.


Concerning friendships: If all y'all want are superficial bubble headed bimbo/barbie dolls and not women of substance as friends, MOVE ALONG!
I'm not here to take anyone's man. If I find a guy and we click and you believe him to be your man.
Talk to him honey, not me.
Don't lie to me. Do NOT tell me that all you want to do is make me happy or make me smile, that's a lie and I will cut you off at the neck. Be honest.

44 Year Old · Female · From Texas · fu-Owned by D R K LOVES S H... and is worth 100,000,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on July 26, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on January 24th · 2 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 35 different people have a crush on me!
Interests
Music
Religious Theology
(roller)skating
Being a female
Steampunk (anything)
Owls
Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbN8jqDhHO8
Movies
Wizard of Oz. For it's time it's awesome
Movies with a historical slant
Anything movies that were taken from a Jane Austin book.

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