JUST ME 420's blog: "CRAZY QUIZZES!!"

A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,"PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!" The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,"PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!" which begins to draw an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?" In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED !!" The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like heck. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, " Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart . He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart ." That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: > 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) > 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) > 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. > 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. > 5 If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better! Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart!

Which "Family Guy" character are you most like?

Stewie... You will stop at nothing to rule the world!

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Find out your hippie name! (for the gals)

Summer Breeze

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Song To Strip To

Pour Some Sugar on Me

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you were a victim

at some point in you're life, someone hurt you, and a part of you never healed. You have carried that pain around you for you're life, and it is time you put yourself out of the victim's role.

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WHAT SEX POSITION ARE YOU?

ON TOP

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What awesome Guitar God are you

Jimi Hendrix

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WOOOOHOOOOOOO HENDRIX!!!

What is your stripper name?

Belle

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You r excellent

Your partner is so happy with your sex life. They think its amazing they crave you sexual techniques. You guys have sex almost everynight. They want you almost every Hour.

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