I'm the head designer and team leader for a marketting firm in the Toronto area...

I'm colourblind, and an artist...this works unusually well for me, but then again, maybe all you bastards are the colour defficient ones.

I like to dip my french fries in my vanilla milkshake. i like to go to a drive thru window and specify that the order is for drive thru. driving thru backwards is pretty funny too.

i'm terrified of spiders, but only the little creepy ones. bugs with sticky legs freak me out, especially spruce bugs. but i like bees and hornets.

i like to eat my chocolate bars separately, chocolate first, then the peanuts, then the filler, saving the caramel for last. i'm like to pig out on honey, chocolate oranges, and chunky peanut butter.

i love thunderstorms, and the smell of upcoming rain. I also love swimming in the rain, but i'll let out a girly scream if i hit seaweed with my toes.

I never rehearse bogus lines that would lump me in with the rest of the generic, shallow, thoughtless individuals that, in the end, only succeed at handing people a well-choreographed stop sign. I stick to saying what I mean, rather than saying things that'll get me somewhere. Values these days have gone down the shitter, but once in a while i get surprised by some individuals. If you took the time to read my profile, thank you for showing interest in substance. now piss off!!! just kidding you're swell :)