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Crabs
created @ 11/27/2009 07:42 am
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Ok so we had a bachelor party for a friend of mine and he hooked up with a "dancer" and now has the crabs so, he doesnt want his wifey to be to find out and asked what was the best remedy. I,after much research, found a great solution from a small village in Indonesia. However, 99% of our friends say he should go to a doctor and get some shampoo and some meds. Now, he runs the risk of his fiancee finding out OR he can go with the GREATEST PLAN EVER, which I shall call plan B, First he shaves off 1/2 of his pubic hairs and then sets the other half on FIRE then, when the crabs come running out he stabs them with a fork. I know GENIUS. So, what do you all think A. Doc visit or B. GREATEST PLAN EVER!
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