A man boarded an airplane in St. John's with a box of frozen crabs.
A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
Shortly before landing, try as she might, she couldn't remember who gave her the package, so she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in St. John's please raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up. So she took them home and ate them herself
