A cowboy in Texas gets pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding.
The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in
general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel
uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket.As he was doing
that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The cowboy sez, "Y'all havin' some problem with
circle flies?"The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "well
yeah, if that's what they're called. But I never heard of no circle
flies.""Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around
ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found
circling around the back end of a horse."The trooper says, "Oh,"
and goes
back to writing the ticket. But, a moment later he stops and says, "Are
you callin' me a horse's ass?" "No, sir," the cowboy replies,
"I have too
much respect for law enforcement to call y'all a horse's ass."
"That's a good thing," the trooper says and goes back to writing the
ticket.After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,
"Hard to fool them flies though."
