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Once up a time
Count Dracula wanted
a date...
He tried to sweet talk
Princess Arial by pointing
our her beauty.
At first, Princess Arial fell
for his chocolate cavity compliments
and the gentle caress of his hand.
His words melted
her racing heart
and attraction rippled in her eyes.
However, Medusa was slutting it
in a black lace dress
and her silver high heels.
Count Dracula
found he was
nothing more than
a male whore.
Princess Arial was
fed of his
lying, cheating, deceitful ways.
She had a bag
of pink fairy prixie dust
and sprinkled upon them
until they turned into bats.
