The Beach
My friends and I had decided to go to a beach, we had been planning this for months. I went and bought my first bikini. I was only 15 and all my friends were jealous that I had gotten one and they still couldn't. I was so anxious to show it off. We were having a good ole' time on the beach, when one of my friends had a brilliant idea. Hey, let's dare Cougar to do something. She'll do anything!!!
Yes, it's true, I will do anything dangerous, funny, death defying and downright stupid for a good laugh, to cheer up a friend and just to make sure I am not bored.
My friends came up with a triple dawg dare. I couldn't refuse that, no way in the 9 circles of Hell! They dared me to bungee jump in what I had on. My pretty little bikini, with about as much decency as would a porn star in public. I thought nothing of it and accepted and off we went to pay the price of insanity.
We got there, I was so excited. This was something I was wanting to do for a while. So, we paid the dude for his bungee services and he graciously accepted our money, while looking at my boobs and pondering whether or not I was worth the time in jail. Haha!
Nope!!
Waiting in Line: The Countdown to Blast Off
So, here I am waiting in line for almost and hour. It suddenly dawned on me that I had to pee like a Russian race horse in the Kentucky Derby. I stayed calm, and looked around for my friends to see if they were close enough to hold my spot.
Nope!!!!
It was then, I realized that I was next in line to jump. Oh shit!!! So, I tapped the bungee dude on the shoulder and asked if I had time to pee. Nope he replied to my tits and jerked his thumb up to this fat chick already jumping. I was next! So, I told myself to be brave, hold it and after this I could go find a porcelain throne to offer my liquid gold. Turns out, I didn't even have to do that.....
The Jump: Bladder Blast Off and the Photo Opportunity of the Century
Once I was harnessed in, I looked over the 200 foot high ledge and squeezed my legs together and told my bladder to STFU. Then, Dude told my tits I was a go. I took a deep breath, steeled myself and jumped face first into the crowd. The free fall was wonderous, but then the inevitable happened. As the adoring multitudes gazed upon me with awed countenances, my bladder mistook their adoration for thirst. Upon them I rained golden assurances and blessings. People laughed, babes screamed, prissy bitches yacked and heaved, and retards pointed and I turned as red as Mars soaked in red ink.
You all know how a bungee cord works, it stretches to its limits then snaps back up. So, now that I am sure of you being able to picture this horrid event I wll proceed.
When I was done relieving my bladder on the pissed soaked, each crowd, the bungee snapped back up and yanked me into oblivion. So much into oblivion, that I wasn't aware of the renewed screams, hard on's, pointing and peals of laughter. That's right folks, my boobs had decided to make their appearence. So, helpless to save my self from further embarrassment, I let my boobs do their tap dance.
There, now you know the story of The Beach Babe's Bungee Bathroom Break with Boobs!!!
The End!!! ( Thank the Gods!)
