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Couch Infestation
created @ 05/14/2009 02:15 pm
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When I came home from work today, I discovered that somehow or other today, my couch had been infested by a "teenager"..it had somehow simultaneously assumed control of the TV, my living room laptop, AND was texting with it's free hand to someone named "Sea Bass". ( Don't Ask). Being skilled in building demolition as I am, there are several options I could pursue to remove the offensive creature from my couch. ( Being somewhat Humanitarian, I DID attempt to lure it to the kitchen with food, before noticing the dirty dishes scattered around it.)
My question to you, dear reader, is should I use A: Some sort of "Total Vegetation Killer",since it appears almost "plant like" or B: Lock myself in my Man Cave and guard the beer??
Please make up my mind..!!!...
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