Yes, I do think you are stupid you don't have to tell me.
No, you shouldn't be allowed to have a job if your that stupid.
Yes, it is your fault. You did do something stupid and now I have to fix it.
I didn't do this to you. I didn't pull a wand from my ass and give you a virus. Yes, you got the virus trying to get to sites your not supposed to be on anyways.
No I can't see your password. But I can change it, connect remotely to your machine, log on with your account and implicate you in fraudulent activity. And the only thing you'll know is that tomorrow you'll need to get your password reset.
I'm paid to fix your work computer. If you want help with that piece of shit computer you have at home go to best buy or PAY ME.
Yes I notice when fixing your email that all you do all day is forward messages that are forwarded to you from all your friends, family and someone named hotbidickinU.
When everything goes to hell you don't have to call, everyone else already has.
Just because you waited till the last minute to call doesn't change shit. I can't fix everything from my cubical and you aren't important enough to be an emergency.
When you freak out when I try to connect remotely to your computer I know one of two things is happening: you are currently doing something on your computer you shouldn't be or you do something so often that you shouldn't be it's obvious as soon as I connect.
I don't care and it's not my job to help you figure out why the machine won't recognize your MP3 player.
It's not my fault you deleted the shit in the first place. Don't get bitchy when I can't find the shit YOU FUCKED UP.
No they aren't going to let you have special access to get to hotmail.
Ok there is so much more seething inside but it's getting late.
Peace out
