Mandragora's blog: "Confessions"

I fantasize about my funeral and how I will mess with everybody beyond the grave. I want to put the fun in the funeral. I want to prank people when I die. I want to get the last laugh. I want to play pop Goes the Weasel at my funeral and how by corpse pop out of his casket right in the climax of the song Pop Goes the Weasel.