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I once made love to a tree and I pretend the tree was a female lesbian tree hitting on me. I made out with the tree. I did lewd acts with this tree. I had a good friend of mine witness this. I even once convinced an ex of mine to make love to an ATM. Needless to say he perform lewd acts on this ATM because of me daring him to. I will do it again.
