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There are people in this world who dress up and act like clowns; I don't like these people. I am not clownophobic (or to be politically /scientifically correct, coulrophobic). I do not fear clowns. Really. I don't. They are just not nice people. They scare little kids, they cause neurosis in some adults, they have big floppy feet, they try to fit too many of their kind in a car, I could go on and on.
You know how people ask:WISH 1: If the word clown is used on a homepage or website, I wish that it was some kind of Internet-Law that it had to be crossed out --just to symbolize how annoying clowns can be.
WISH 2: I wish that all clowns had to go down to DMV at the same time to register their silly clown cars (that would be a good start to the world hunger problems--if they're stuck in line at DMV then they can't eat up all of our food)!
WISH 3: I wish that I could form an alliance of rational people to join me in my irrational hatred of these "merry-makers".
