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Claude The Hypnotist:
It was entertainment night at the Seniors Citizens Center
Claude the Hypnotist explained:" I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdres a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat
" I want each of you to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch.
It's been in my family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while chanting, "watch the watch, Watch the watch, Watch the watch........"
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off it's polished surface.
A hundred pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly the chain broke; It slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"SHIT!!!!" said the hypnotist
It took three days to clean up the Senior citizens Center!
Claude was never invited back !!
