Why So Serious's blog: "CJ's Rant Of THe Day"

Greetings! I am fully rested from my psychotic journey to Missouri and am itching to get back out on the trail. This freelance shit is a trip and a half I must say. Anyway on Monday I will be back to the grind stone as I hit the campus of Eastern Michigan University for the Obama/Bruce Springsteen rally in Ypsilanti. After that I will be hopping in the car with my trusty sidekick Tom Tom and hitting the road to Nashville to join in the media frenzy of the 2nd Presidential Debate. I fear that all this running around will lead to massive drug and alcohol use if only to give my mind a vacation from the acid trip that is American Politics. Ho Ho how about that friends. What? Ok enough of this nonsense! Rev. Willi

REturned from Missouri early this morning suffering from a severe case of sleep hysteria. This election is doing things to my head that LSD can only wish it could do. But enough of that gibberish. Last night Sarah "Aw Shucks" Palin did an admirable job during the debate. She did not flounder or fluster or even get caught in a moment of dead silence. That being said she did not answer very many of the questions instead deflecting the question into an attack on the Obama/Biden ticket. That is fine. That is exactly the strategy the McCain Campaign set for her and it turned out ok. However, Joe Biden not only backed up his positions but shot John McCain out of a canon every chance he got. I was not a big Joe Biden supporter before his nomination but after attending a few rally's and watching him speak the man is consistent and he knows more about foreign policy then most people will ever know. The key now is to make sure Obama is steady and strong during the next two debates. I think it was a big mistake for the McCain Campaign to pull out of michigan before the Tuesday debate between McCain and Obama. For you McCain supporters the noose is slowly tightening the only hope now is for John McCain to become the guy we all loved in 2000. Sadly I think those days are past. I am a deep Obama supporter but for me its sad to see what John McCain has become. I voted for McCain in 2000 and he is nowhere near the man or maverick that he was then.

This just in: John McCain is going to stop campaigning in michigan and secede it to Barack Obama. McCain has canceled all rallys in this great state as well as all commercials. His advisors in michigan are being moved to Florida and Ohio. Thank fucking God. Apparently the man has some sense after all. Obama '08!!!!!!!!

The biggest event in television history is taking place tonight. No im not talking about Katie Couric's follow up colonoscopy I am talking about the Vice Presidential Debate between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin. Over the last month we have seen Sarah Palin go from Republican Hero to bumbling Zero thanks in part to the now famous Katie Couric interviews. However, even though she makes Dan Quayle look like a Rhoades Scholar there is no way she can lose this debate. The McCain campaign has done such a good job of turning every question concerning her qualifications into media attacks or sexist questions that the very second Joe Biden refers to inexperience her popularity is going to sky rocket. This bothers me because for years women have fought for equal rights (which I supported 100%) however I find it funny that now that they have them they want to play by different rules. When a journalist pointed out the Palin was all for the Bridge To Nowhere before Washington pulled out it was called a sexist attack. Funny, I dont remember the republicans having a problem calling Hilary Clinton a Pantsuit Politician. This debate regardless of how it ends is a fraud. I guarantee you that even if Biden is respectful and does everything in his power to not be condescending smarmy douchebags like Bill O'Riley will jump all over him for being sexist. Welcome to hell people.

In my short 29 years on this planet I have come across some truly annoying people (Tiger Fans remember Randy Smith) However there are two people in this world who have taken the cake. The first is a cranky myopian named Bill O'Reilly who has a pungent show on Fox News Channel called the O'Reilly Factor. This dumb bastard missed his calling. With the way he twists words and events he should have been a pretzel maker. I dont want to say Bill O'Reilly distorts things, but Stephen Glass used him as inspiration. Ok not really but still this guy ought to change his career title to "Professional Bullshit Artist". Thank God we have people like Keith Olbermann who see through this asshole and his games. The second all time douchebag is a smarmy piece of crap named Tucker Bounds. Tucker is a spokesman for John McCain's campaign. It is my opinion that Tucker Bounds truly doesnt know his ass from a hole in the ground. When he is asked a question concerning Gov. Palin or Sen McCain he talks down to whoever asked the question. If you need proof go look at the transcript from CNN's Campbell Browns interview with Tucker. Pay attention to when she asks him to give an example of Sarah Palins leadership with the Alaskan National Guard. Digest it when he accuses Campbell of belittling Sarah Palin by asking that question. This guy doesnt just shovel shit he lives in it. Well thats that hoho. In closing let me just say that Bill O'Reilly and Tucker Bounds both deserve to be kicked off the universe. Btw since Ive gotten some hate mail concerning my blog on Sarah Palin I might as well throw this out there so you can fill up my inbox. Send all death threats and false outrage to cjw9379@yahoo.com

Sarah Palin is a sinister woman. We are two-thirds of the way through the most important election of our time and this wicked woman is going to torpedo the entire thing. The McCain camp has been crying like little children over Barack Obama's alleged celebrity status yet they dont seem to think it strange that The GOP VP candidate has her own action figure. Celebrity status indeed! Sarah Palin is the most terrifying political figure in American History. Richard Nixon is an altar boy compared to this Nazi. Apparently Gov. Palin believes that the War we are in is a task from God. Really. Anybody remember the crusades??? Those were tasks from God too. Dont believe me? Pope Urban the 2nd launched the first crusade in 1096 because God willed it to be so. If you do research into World War 2 you will find that Adolph Hitler refers to his task as "God's Task" to rid the world of the Jews. We are in this war because we have a president who lies more then Stephen Glass. Also dont start in with this sexist crap. I think it is absolutely amazing that this country has finally settled down long enough to allow such a historic election. I think its awesome that we have an African American running for president and a woman running for vice president. That being said the woman is a vicious savage! With the health issues that John McCain has it wouldnt surprise me if Palin was president by the end of the first term (should they get elected.) And that scares the unholy crap out of me. As a recently ordained Minister and soon to be Doctor of Divinity I urge you to save this country while you still can. Go out and vote on the 4th. Yes its a small thing but its our only weapon against these savages!

Greetings, As some of you know I was diagnosed with kidney cancer 6 years ago, had a kidney taken out, and went through a years worth of chemo. Fast forward 5 years and it seems that the chemo severely damaged my remaining kidney. It appears that I am also faced with the beginning stages of kidney failure in the next few years. Right now I am on a strict diet that has cut out 99% of protein as that affects kidney function. As far as life span Ive been told anywhere between 5-30 years so who the fuck knows lol. Personally Im not all that concerned about it. If I die tomorrow or 65 years from now so be it. I dont fear death (came to terms with that during cancer).

Dear Public, I know you and I have danced this dance more then either of us care to remember, but for old time's sake lets light up the floor one more time. PLEASE can you stop being so stupid??? All I ask is that one day go by in which I am not confronted by some ignorant brainless asshole who couldn't fuck his way out of a paper bag (let alone into one.) Let me explain, I was at lunch today and I was wearing a sweatshirt (due to cancer my body temp is lower then it should be so Im always cold!) anyway as is usually the case some guy approached me and asked me why I was wearing a sweatshirt in 85 degree weather. So I explained it to him and as he was such an intelligent being his response was..."So what, you're like a Polar Bear?" YEA THATS EXACTLY WHAT IM LIKE!! WHAT FUCKING PLANET DID YOU STEP OFF OF MEATBALL? POLAR BEARS LIVE IN ALASKA WHERE ITS -20 On a HOT DAY. They need all that fur because if they didnt have it they'd end up like you BRAINDEAD! Goddamn it just once I'd like to go out and mingle with you herd minded assholes and not live to regret it. Is that so hard??

Alright Boys and Girls here's your history lesson for the week. According to the Nazi's the master race consisted of those with Blond Hair and Blue Eyes...Great...ANYBODY EVER SEE A FUCKING PICTURE OF HITLER??? This asshole had brown hair brown eyes and looked like he had just been run the fuck over by Herbie the Love Bug. Incredible...Hitler ran most of goddamn Europe and he looked nothing like the Master Race he was hoping to create. Anyone still wondering why Germany lost World War 2?

To the douche bag who got arrested ya might want to sit down because I'm about to skewer your sorry ass. 1. First off, let me congratulate you on being the first person in my 29 years to make me wish I had been born a Duckbill Platypus instead of a human fucking being. I often condemn my fellow primates for being such idiots but you set a new low today so thanks for that you fucking whore. 2. You are not the Joker ok? The Joker would not have stolen movie posters, he would have blown them up...along with the rest of the theater and everyone inside. Little Orphan Annie might have attempted to steal movie posters though. Next time you get a bright idea like this throw on a wig and sing about animal crackers in your soup got that Daddy Warbucks?? 3. If it's worth doing it's worth doing right. How the FUCK did you get caught stealing movie posters??? It's not like you tried to walk out with a few rows of seats! You're so stupid you'd get caught stealing candy from a baby...if the baby didn't kick your ass first. 4. Why so serious? Nice mug shots by the way. For someone who wanted to impersonate the Joker you sure as fuck don't smile much do you? It appears that not only did your parents beat you as a child, but they used the ugly stick to do it. 5. People wonder why I am such a cynic...Geez I cant fucking imagine! The scary part about this is that when Im 80 and crapping uncontrollably I'm going to be relying on you and your generation to keep this country going. If that isn't reason enough for suicide I don't know what is. No wonder Tigers eat their young!