Subject: FEDEX Monies.
I received one of these today and suddenly thought that as it does not exist maybe if I send them a spam reply they will cease the rubbish bin contents. It is the FEDEX scam, spam, tuna and custard, not offering the chocolate Lar Lar's this time just good old Doll lar lar's.
(And you thought I could not spell)
Hello Dear,
How are you today? I am writing to inform you that I have Paid the fee for your Cheque Draft. And I went to the bank to confirm if the Cheque has expired or getting near to expire and Mr.Ahmed Zafa the Director of Central Bank of West African States(BCEAO) told me that before the cheque will get to your hand that it will expire.
So I told him to cash the $ US$850, 000.00 United States Dollars to cash payment to avoid losting this funds.However, all the necessary arrangement of delivering the US$850,000.00 UNITED STATES DOLLARS in cash was made with
FEDEX COURIER SERVICES LTD. in Cotonou Benin Republic,
Mr.Ahmed Zafa the Director of Central Bank of West African States(BCEAO) Cotonou have to package the sum of US$850, 000.00 in cash for me. Then he also agreed to help me to Register the Consignment with FEDEX COURIER SERVICES LTD. Infact I'm happy that every movement I made goes normally.
As for our agreement with the FEDEX COURIER SERVICES LTD. they promised that your consignment will leave this Country on monday next week,But the Director of the FEDEX COURIER SERVICES LTD. said that they need your contacts informations to able them meet up with you immediately the Diplomat Agent
arrived to your Country.
Please write a letter of application to the given address below.
ATTN: Mr.Jim Chea
TEl: +:229-98910205.
EMAIL:fedex-courierltd@live.fr
Please, Send them your contacts information to able them locate you immediately they arrived in your country with your BOX .This is what they need from you.
1.YOUR FULL NAME
2.YOUR HOME ADDRESS.
3.YOUR CURRENT HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER.
4.YOUR CURRENT OFFICE TELEPHONE.
5.A COPY OF YOUR PICTURE
Please make sure you send this needed infoïmation to the Director general of FEDEX COURIER SERVICES LTD, with their address given stated above.
Note.The FEDEX COURIER SERVICES LTD don't know the contents of the Box. I registered it as a BOX of an Africa cloths. They don't know it contents money. This is to avoid them delaying with the BOX. don't let them know that is money that is in that Box.
I am waiting for your urgent response. You can even call the Director of the company with this line:+228-98910205.
Thanks and Remain Blessed.
Mr.John ODILI,
john_odili5@aliceadsl.fr
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REPLY
Dear John,
Please cease sending me these tacky emails, it is offensive that you should think I would accept such an amount when there is so much poverty in Africa, also around the world
Please despatch said amount to a charity organisation that will assist people in need and not people in greed.
Thank you for your courtesy and kindly act promptly on their behalf for their greatest benefit and their highest good.
God Bless.
Anon.
I never did send it because I lost the will to live but unlike the cheque I did not expire. It was one of those days
