child birth Blog by shortstuff squaw nativespirittribe
Over 30,047 people are online! Join now and start making friends!
Should children witness childbirth? Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......smack his ass again!" If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.
last post
7 years ago
posts
1
views
529
can view
everyone
can comment
everyone
atom/rss

other blogs by this author

 6 years ago
[nsfw] jokes
 6 years ago
prettiest mum
 7 years ago
idp
 7 years ago
tongue twister
 7 years ago
fireman
 7 years ago
crash
 7 years ago
fresh cut peonies
 7 years ago
wallmart greeter
 7 years ago
polotics
 7 years ago
when god paints
official fubar blogs
 2 years ago
fubar news by babyjesus 
 12 hrs ago
e by e 
 4 years ago
fubar.com ideas! by babyjesus 
 1 year ago
Word of Esix by esixfiddy 

discover blogs on fubar

blog.php' rendered in 0.2334 seconds on machine '233'.