I LOVE PUPPIES, RAINBOWS,LONG ROMANTIC WALKS ON THE BEACHES OF COLORADO, SUNSETS, KITTENS, LITTLE YELLOW CHICKS, THE WAY THE MOON BOUNCES OFF LAKE LOVELAND,THE COLOR PINK AND MOST OF ALL I LOVE YOU!!!!

Imagine if you can.... close youre eyes close em damnit i see u peeking hehe ok imagine you are on a beach in hawaii the sun is warm on your sholders and you feel a slight breeze from the east a good looking local man or woman comes up to you and invites you to a party you agree but when you get to the party you realize everyone there is a transvestite hookers with purple strap ons they chase you you run and trip over a bar of soap then..... well u can figure that out youre self lol


****** tHE sTATEMENT ABOVE IS BULLSHIT AND IS SIMPLY PUT THERE TO GIVE YOU A SENCE OF SECURITY AND MAKE YOU HAVE THAT WARM FUZZY FEELING INSIDE THAT YOU GET WHEN U SEE A PUPPY AND A KITTEN FROLIC IN THE WOODS IN AN IMAGINARY LAND OF RAINBOWS AND LOLLYPOPS WAKE UP ASSHOLE URE ON MY CHERY TAP NOW******

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my name is steve an im an alcohlic lol damn this isnt the fucking AA meeting.I have been with a great girl for the past year one i never thought i would get. I am an easy going funny guy that can make even the biggest kiss ass smile well maybe not.I think i say fuck to fucking much. I speak in sentence fragments. i put periods after every statement. I run an underground Production studio that produces the best porn films you can make with puppets and pencils. I collect Virtual pets they are my only friends they do tricks. I love going to the bar & singing country songs drunk (mostly bc i sound so sexy singing when im drunk) my drink of choice Jager and Monster. Im trying to be funny but im not feeling it people im just not. i ask random stupid questions and i often wonder why people answer them. I can make your day happy or u can be the butt of my joke hmmm speaking of kissing asses have you ever made kissing sounds when a kiss ass walks in the room lol its fun!!! If u look below u will see my monkey Ladies feel free to play with him. damn im boring today. Thank you for tuning in if you have any compaints, concerns, or comments please send them to someone who gives a fuck. Have a nice day and thank you for tuning in.