What the hell is a cherry blast and why do i need one? You get noticed by random people. Congrats. Who cares. Is there some sort of word limit to the the things, or can that many people on the internet actually not spell worth a damn or use one of those things.. whats it called again?? Oh yes, a vocabulary. Hey you know what? That thing in front of you is called a "keyboard". It has things called "letters" and "numbers" and this may shock you but it also has "punctuation marks". They denote "sentences". Let me bring you in on a little secret. "Ur" is a land in the old testament. Not a fucking word, okay? Okay. I'm glad you're all having fun, but seriously think about this. You're thanking people you've never met for "buying" you something they earned by doing nothing. How sweet is that? Would it be as special if i took you to dinner and payed for it with monopoly money?
The Crush: Why? What the hell is that? If you don't know who it is all you're doing is creating frustration. It isn't fun, its annoying. I thought women liked confidence. An anonymous crush doesn't exactly convey manliness, i have to say. It's more along the lines of "I'm a complete wuss, i have no testicles, so instead of telling you i like you, i clicked an anon link that will let you know someone likes you, but you don't get to know who, that way we both know right from the start our relationship began with nothing and will definitely end with the same".
