A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
> While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing
> God, she asked," Is my time up?"
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> God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and
> 8 days to live. " Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the
> hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job,
> liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was
> released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home,
> she was hit and killed by a car.
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> Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
> another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"
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> God replied,
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> "Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you."
