Over 16,530,035 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
He is waiting to board, talking on the phone to his agent.
AGENT
It's all done. All you have to do is sign.
HE
What's the final figure?
AGENT
One point 5 gazzilion.
He
What's my net after everybody gets their cut?
AGENT
$99.95
HE
Plus a plane ticket.
AGENT
One way to St. Barts. You can pick it
up at my office when you sign the contract.
HE
Okay.By the way, you're fired.
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EXT.ST.BARTS-DAY
He is drinking a huge frozen Daquirii and smoking a cigarette. An expensive blond
slinks into the empty chaise next to him.
BLOND
Business or pleasure?
HE
Is that a question or an offer?
BLOND
Just making conversation.
HE
A little bit of both.
What he doesn't say is that he's decieded to give up writing and realize his childhood ambition of becoming a jewel thief.
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