Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come, I sick,
headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel
great. I be work soon.....you got nice house.
