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Call or Not Call
created @ 11/18/2007 03:35 am
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Friday night my wife drank two bottles of wine. Early Saturday, she started yelling at me because she perceived that I wasn't helping her enough with a project she has going. Instead of giving in to the fighting I went downstairs. She followed me, insulted me horribly, and when I refused to fight her she went back upstairs and threw my things down the stairs. She told me that if I left and got a divorce she'd be the happiest woman in the world.

The kids woke up and started yelling and crying. I decided it was time to leave for a breather before the police had to be called (which has happened before).

I drove up and down the highway looking for a hotel, but they were all booked. At 2am I went back home to find my things (broken and unbroken) scattered across the driveway. I picked them up and tried to get inside. I was locked out.

I drove all over the place again to kill time, coming back at 5am. I hung out in the backyard with two of our cats that got out. It was cold and started to rain.

I found a way inside and got the kitteh's in. Then I went inside and proceeded to pack up the rest of my things and put it all in the car. I waited on the back porch until she woke up.

When she saw that I was there she poked her head out and told me to "get your f&ing coffee pot and leave!" So I left and got my hotel room.

Should I give her a call today and see if she's sane yet, or leave her be for another day? Mind you, I have th only car and the computer.
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