CALIFORNIA :
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well... Miami can hang.
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them Americans!
-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is
- I don't get snow days off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we don't fuck around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ass
- I can go out at midnight
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a " California roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
- We're the Golden State . Not the Cheese State . Not the Garden State .....GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out ( Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez....
hahaha]
- The best athletes come from here
*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA , REPOST THIS*******
******IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******
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TEXAS :
Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...
Hey... California listen up... Texas is where its at!
- I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick out.
- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive through "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?
- Your chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the
real ones and they can beat yours up.
- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Y'all" which are pretty much
recognized right away anywhere in the world :) We're famous
- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you
can have steak and potatoes?
- Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?
- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done...
- I live next door to Americans, but we call them Mexicans
- About your Porn.... 3 words... "Debbie Does Dallas "... You can brag about it now, but we started it
- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?
- We're smart enough to know 65mph means 65, but our speed limit is 70.
- - When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to California .
- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr old... you're behind.
- Yeah, Well my governor became the President of the United States ... yours isn't even eligible.
- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.
- Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code" and as hard as I try
I have no idea what you're talking about... I think you're watching too much tv.
- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and it's not Greek, it's French.
- Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.
- You can pick up Real Mexican food 24 hours a day huh... well I can swing by home depot and pick up 24 real Mexicans anytime of day. Can you say catering?
- All the tv shows get filmed there... but where does your favorite poker game from? Texas Hold'em anyone?
Besides, we've got Walker Texas Ranger. Chuck Norris knows where it's at! lol. (i had to add something 'bout that! lmao)
- You can keep your golden state... We're the Lone Star State ...the one and only!!
- Do I have to remind you about the drive thru Beer Barn again? Does In-N-Out serve alcohol? (Oh and did I mention Dr. Pepper was created in Texas ?)
-You guys have the best athletes huh?... Nine words... Lance Armstrong and The University of Texas at Austin
-Though I could mention MICHAEL JOHNSON - Olympic Sprinter, World record holder in 200m and 400m, 5 Olympic Gold metals, 9 time World Champion (born Dallas
, Tx )
-Oh and remind me again who won the Rose Bowl between USC and Texas ????? I believe it was the LONGHORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Football is a religion, not a sport
- 90% of football "movies" you guys are making are about Texas Football.
- Texas is the only state that can still separate to become its own country. The only way California 's gonna accomplish that is if another earthquake
comes along and you guys sink into the ocean. Can you say Atlantis.... hahaha
Come on Texans Show Your Colors! Repost!
And as the Great Sam Houston once said " Texas could survive without the United States , but the United States could not survive without Texas !!"
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California and Texas talk a lot of crap but Alaskans know we're the best.
ALASKA :
-We too wear sandals all year long. Don't believe us? Visit Eagle River.
-Thirty degrees is shorts weather, bitch.
-You can go to the beach but can you drive on a lake?
-Silicone enhanced breasts and face-lifts are outdated, come to Alaska where the snow bunnies roam!
-You think people smoke in Cali? You haven't seen anything 'til you've seen an Alaskan reefer plantation. Have you heard of Matanuska Thunderfuck, I know the man that pioneered that shit - I call him Daddy. Cali grass aint NOTHING compared to what FUCKS YOU UP in AK.
-Nothing "goes down" here. Nobody cares enough.
-...What's a Mexican?
-We don't get snow days because we know how to drive on snow.
-65 means 80 as well...even on ICE!!!
-A high speed chase is what you call good driving? Up here, if you don't know how to drive, you don't make it through the winter.
-Why wait 'til you're 14? That's 13 years of good parties wasted.
-You may have the govenator but Ted Stevens got us $7.15 min. wage (best in the country) and I wouldn't be to proud about your governor becoming president Texas...everyone hates him
-Up here, you can't tell if it's midnight or midday. It's the Land of the Midnight Sun, so the party don't stop!
-Why brag about an area code? Up here nobody asks, the entire state is 907.
-Who the fuck cares if you're from California? As soon as they hear I'm from the land where the polar bears roam, they forget all about your sandy ass.
-Stop signs? Pretty sure it should be called the Alaska roll...on ice they're more like a suggestion
-Mexican food is nowhere near as good as a freshly caught king salmon, king crab or halibut....EVER.
-Fuck the "golden state", everyone knows the real gold is in Alaska.
-mom and pop restaurants beat in and out burger any day...alright that was a stretch. one point for cali.
-Fuck the US were from the AK Bitches!!!!!
-Wanna talk about athletics? We have an entirely different set of Olympic games that I bet you never even heard of! Anybody can run down a straight path or jump over a pole or swim, but you can't imagine a race over 1,150 miles of the most extreme and beautiful terrain known to man! Across mountain ranges, frozen rivers, dense forests, desolate tundra and windswept coastline. The Iditarod. YEAH BITCHES TRY AND DO THAT!
-You can drive for 10 hours and your still in Alaska in almost any direction from the center. can you do that?
-Canada is just a few hours away, right over the boarder and its an under-agers heaven.
-We have the Permanent Fund Dividend. Don't know what that is? We get like $1500 dollars a year from the oil companies for living here. They just give it to us. Beat that.
-Every February, we gather together for the Polar Bear Plunge and jump in the channel WITHOUT wetsuits. It doesn't get more hardcore than that.
-Full of quaint little drinking towns, with fishing problems.
-only in Alaska can it go from 20 below zero to 50 above zero in less then a week. In January.
-Texas could survive on it's own without the US, but Alaska already does.
-Why couldn't the US survive without Texas? I mean we could all survive without Bush, and Bush=Texas.
-Don't forget that if Alaska were cut in half, Texas would be the THIRD largest state. ;)
Alright ALASKANS. Represent and Repost! I Did cuz i know i live in the best state EVER! We are harcore, BIATCH...and your not!
