Bourbon Dude's blog: "Business as usual"

I have been married to BKS for 29+ years. There seems to be no end to the surrealism. My youngest daughter (21) Jess works in the deli at a Super Wally World. She has been trying to fix me up with a woman named Lois at her store. I found this out about 3 weeks ago when Jess's friend Em (who hangs out with BKS nearly 24/7) wanted to take my pic with her cameraphone. So Em shows Lois the pic. Lois says she wants to "rock his world". I asked Jess about this at our family picnic. She just said that Lois was really cool. Em says Lois is really nice. Of course BKS is not real happy about this. Even though BKS admits (sometimes) about having sex with other guys. Em hints that BKS has had an STD. Whatever. I really could care less. I wish she'd find some one to move in with. Anyway, BKS went with a co-worker from Dot's down to Super Wally World last week and talked to Lois. Said she went there to make up with Em. (Which she did) I hear that Lois said that BKS was no competition. BKS pointed out that she was wearing the ring. Has this ever happened before? How many times has the wife met the other woman before the husband? Mighty unreal. That sh*t ain't right.

Yesterday after a deliciously prepared meal(by me of course) of butterfly pork chops, BKS says her and M are going for a ride. Gee, I've heard this before. So I kicked back and watched some TV till I was ready for bed. Still no BKS. I left the lights on and went to sleep. This morning still no BKS. I notice her toothbrush is gone. Some "ride" if you have to take a toothbrush. Anyway the pieces are starting to fit together now. Our entire marriage has been one lie after another. She has pissed away tons of money playing both sides of the coin. All the while blaming me for not making enough money. It would be impossible to make enough money doing things the way she does. I probably sound deranged and delusional. I don't have any hard evidence. Just 28 plus years of deceit and excuses.

I was sitting around with M yesterday listening to music with one hellacious buzz. Waiting for BKS to get home from work. Telephone rings, caller ID says "Private call". I innocently answer the call thinking it's my daughter or my brother in law. There is a male voice asking for BKS. I tell him she is not home and it's been a couple hours since I've heard from her. Caller identifies himself as Officer Bondy from the BPD. Wants BKS to call him back. A couple minutes later here comes BKS through the back door with some serious 'splaining to do. Seems Amanda, a girl she knows at work, lives with Tony. Tony talked BKS into depositing a couple of checks into her banking account via ATM. Looks like Tony got put of the vehicle to stick the deposit envelope into the ATM after BKS had accessed her account. Problem is the envelope was empty. BKS unwittingly gives Tony the cash for the checks he was supposed to deposit. I don't have a clue when all this went down but BKS got 2 letters from the bank in the mail yesterday. Apparently they contained information that the BPD needs. So this must have happened several days or a week ago. Really good comunication between me and my "wife". So BKS calls Officer Bondy. He wants her to come down to the station to fill out some more info. Of course she has to finish her beer before going there with M (who is buzzed out of her gourd). What a moron. I was supposed to go to S's house to watch OSU play. I figured a low profile was in order under the circumstances. I thought I may have to talk to a representative of Beavercreek's finest. It is hard to understand why they believe BKS's story. Looked like she was a good candidate for fraud charges to me. I guess BKS stands for Buzz Killingg Slut.

I have a long history of making poor choices. Found out yesterday that I had overdrawn my checking account. Now I won't have money for house insurance. Doesn't seem to matter how hard I work I just keep sliding deeper into debt. Making stupid math errors doesn't help matters. My only hope to get my head above water is to get rid of my house and get an apartment. The problem is that I owe more than the house is worth. I could go on for page upon page but it would not change anything.