Over 16,530,458 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?

fan-icon bling-icon send-drink-icon poke-icon pm-icon
Buzz:
dry
Fame:
Points: 123,078

Stats for Apr 27

view all
Rates Views Tooltips
0 0 0 0

Cinco de Mayo Stats: Given

Cat Bloody Maria Cervesita Half Peso
0 0 0 0 0
12
80
Completed Points

Check out all the cool sh*t in the bling shop.
Be the first to give a fubar gift! Click here
43 Year Old · Male · Joined on September 7, 2006 · Born on January 19th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
17
43 Year Old · Male · Joined on September 7, 2006 · Born on January 19th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
17

THIS MUST BE FIRST!!!!!!!


COMMENTPIMP.COM

COMMENTSTORM.COM

Egocentric, erudite bohemian, on a quest for knowledge and serenity, floating along the river of dreams. Life's a journey not a destination, one can't tell just what tomarrow brings(I sooooo stole that from Aerosmith) so I'm going with the flow.

A Little Gaelic for ya~ Ná cuir do ladar isteach i méis na ndragan mar tá tú briosc faoin fhiacail agus blasta le hanlann! ~ Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup

I'm very Scottish, very German, and woe to my liver, very Irish(you can pretty much put the Irish and Scot together, we're Gaelish) The Clan MacDougall crest, a symbol of my Gaelish heritage Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket



Jasper Hickman --

[noun]:

A steamy steamy shower



'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com




It's nice to dream, of one day me and my queen.(The caption for this pic was "the power behind the throne")

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

43 Year Old · Male · Joined on September 7, 2006 · Born on January 19th · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
Interests
Camping, hiking, drinking, billiards, martial arts( Long Quan kung fu - http://mywebpage.netscape.com/shhhdragon/lair.html ), deustch spachen(talk deustchy to me!!!), slaping a nice ass every once in a while is always the start of a good time ;^) I'm pretty easygoing, unless you piss me off, but it usually takes a great deal to get to that point. I like to meet new people, get their perspective. If you want any answers they're only a question away... just can't promise it's the one you want.



COMMENTSTORM.COM Animations!

COMMENTSTORM.COM


~~~~~~~~Silent Dragon Slogans~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~Our Official Slogan:~~~~~~~~~

~~~~~Silent Dragon Martial Hearts~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~We'll Love Ya To Death~~~~~~~~~

-----Unofficial Slogans and Tart Turns of Tongue:
~Pain is Candy
~Martial Hearts: We Just Love You to Death
~Practical Techniques. Casual Atmosphere. Great People.
~Silent Dragon Kung F.U.
~Keeping the ART in mARTial.
~Authenticity Practicality Diversity
~Silent Schadenfreude*
~Home of the FRP**
~If you aren't cheating, you're only cheating yourself.
~Pain is only a laughterthought.
~Silent Dragon: Turning Whys to Wise.
~Karma Suture
~Profane. Profound. Same Thing.
~Martial Artistry, Martial Artisans.
~Silent Dragon:
Pursuing the meaning of life
Guaranteeing a life of meaning
~You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.
~Kung Funerals
~Wholier than Thou

*schadenfreude-('shä-d&n-"froi-d&)
noun Etymology: German, (from Schaden damage + Freude joy)
enjoyment obtained from the troubles of others

**FRP (Ef-ar'pE)
the complete rapid kinesthetic transmission of the Silent Dragon curriculum.
(aka Full On Righteous Punch-Up)


Gaelic proverbs...
~A bad reaper never gets a good sickle.
Source: (Gaelic)
~A day's work--getting started.
Source: (Gaelic)
~A friend by thee is better than a brother far off.
Source: (Gaelic)
~A gossip's mouth is the devil's postbag.
Source: (Gaelic)
~A man is known by the company he keeps.
Source: (Gaelic)
~A man is known by the eye, and the face discovers wisdom.
Source: (Gaelic)
~Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Source: (Gaelic)
~Choose your company before you choose your drink.
Source: (Gaelic)
~Do not judge by appearances; a rich heart may be under a poor coat.
Source: (Gaelic)
~Do not light a fire that you cannot yourself put out.
Source: (Gaelic)
~Do not look to the peaceful man for cudgels.
Source: (Gaelic)
~Evil thoughts often come from idleness.
Source: (Gaelic)
~He that will not look forward must look behind.
Source: (Gaelic)
~He who would enjoy the fruit must not spoil the blossoms.
Source: (Gaelic)
~If it is worth taking, it is worth asking for.
Source: (Gaelic)
~Neither seek nor shun the fight.
Source: (Gaelic)
~Peace is the well from which the stream of joy runs.
Source: (Gaelic)
~Praise the fine day in the evening.
Source: (Gaelic)
~Say but little and say it well.
Source: (Gaelic)
~See that your own hearth is swept before you lift your neighbor's ashes.
Source: (Gaelic)
~Some of the sweetest berries grow among the sharpest thorns.
Source: (Gaelic)
~Some people make things happen, some watch things happen, while others wonder what has happened.
Source: (Gaelic)
~The bitter cup we strive to remove from us holds the medicine we are most in need of.
Source: (Gaelic)
~The coroner and the lawyer grow fat on the quarrels of fools.
Source: (Gaelic)
~The lion is known by the scratch of his claws.
Source: (Gaelic)
~'Tis hard to hold a conger by the tail.
Source: (Gaelic)
~Waves will rise on silent water.
Source: (Gaelic)


---Oh, and I got a thing for redheads~
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
Music
I listen to everything from Mozart to Metallica, Bocephus to Busta Rhymes. Image hosting by Photobucket, Pigface, Ministry, Skinny Puppy, Bella Morte, Strapping Young Lad, Lenny Dee, I like some of the underground stuff my friend Gregg digs up, Manson is wicked, system of a down, meshugga, tool, cradle of filth, burzum, Apotheosis, Apoptygma Berserk, Dark Tranquility, Rob Zombie, powerman 5000, hatebreed, Nirvana, white stripes, stone temple pilots, Beck, smashing pumpkins, queens of the stonedage, Bob Dylan, David Bowie, pink floyd, the clash, Jethro Tull, Doors, Chicago, the Beatles, Queen, Foo Fighters, old school Busta Rhymes, Shakira, Godsmack, Portugeuse dancing music (Maria can I smell your codfish), I love Reggeton, Salsa y' Merenge, I like disco and motown, LOVE GEORGE CLINTON AND THE P-FUNK ALL STARS, PRINCE, & RICK JAMES and am proud to admit it!!!, pretty much if I listen to it and like it I'll listen to it again. ~~~
. You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.

A Slave To BDSM

88%

Sex God

78%

A Romantic

45%

Virgin

28%

How are you in bed
created with QuizFarm.com *~~*
These songs are courtesy of my new inspiration, you know who you are ;^*

profiletop.png
Get your player at Mp3Profiles.com
Idols
All the other erudite bohemians, intellectual, beer swilling, wine drinking, fools and scholars who clutch to the ground for support and stare at the sky for answers that may never be there, but keep on looking. Poets, warriors, and sages all wrapped into one. Religious atheists, honest politicians, and other walking contradictions, as well as mimes with tourettes, sober alcoholics, non-profit motivated filthmongers, and horny nuns. Those who only fear that they may never discover their true potential, not fear what their true potential may bring them. People I can hold a conversation with, not fools who spill stupidity from there mouths like endless waterfalls. Oh... and the dude who was in the Jabberwocky, I wanna learn how to galumph---
One, two! One, two!
And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back

************************************************************
Famous quotes(copied from dead last's page)

There is no I in team... But there is an I in individuality, integrity, and independence.

--George Carlin


Be who you are and say what you feel, because those that mind don't matter, and those that matter don't mind.....

--Dr. Seuss



I don't build castles, I draw a line in the sand..

--Henry Rollins




Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

--Brendan Gill



Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

--Albert Einstein



A Humvee squeezing through the jungle of Borneo is a tool. A Humvee squeezing into a parking space on Rodeo Drive is being driven by a tool.

--Dennis Miller



I get up every morning determined both to change the world and to have a hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning the day difficult.

--E.B. White
Video Games
I play with myself more often but, Racing, Fighting, RPG, Shooters, simulators, whatever I'm in the mood for.

Activity Feed

  • Natural Born Gr...Capt Morgan
    Thought I'd bomb by with the opening lyrics to the opening fight scene of afro samurai ressurection:So many times i had to sneak up on a nigga with my finger on the trigger like, like i'm pulling out my sword, this is combat nigga this is waryou me and the dvd thursday

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Capt Morgan
    Do you know the relationship between your two eyes?They blink together, they move together, they cry together, they seeThings together and they sleep together, EVEN THOUGH THEY NEVER SEE EACHOTHER...Friendship should be just like that!!!Your aspiration is your motivation, your motivation is your belief, yourBelief is your peace, your peace is your target, your target is heaven.Life is like hell without FRIENDS."world best friends week". Who is your best friend? Send this to allYour good friends. Even me, if I am one of them. See how many you getBack. If u get more than 3 then you really are a lovable person

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Shayla FU Wife ...Capt Morgan
    Do you know the relationship between your two eyes?They blink together, they move together, they cry together, they seeThings together and they sleep together, EVEN THOUGH THEY NEVER SEE EACHOTHER...Friendship should be just like that!!!Your aspiration is your motivation, your motivation is your belief, yourBelief is your peace, your peace is your target, your target is heaven.Life is like hell without FRIENDS."world best friends week". Who is your best friend? Send this to allYour good friends. Even me, if I am one of them. See how many you getBack. If u get more than 3 then you really are a lovable person

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Shayla FU Wife ...Capt Morgan
    SNOWBALL-O-LUV!!!______$$____$s_______$_____$______________$________$$$___$$______$$___$$____$________$$____s_$$_____$$$$___$$$___$$$__$$$____$_______$$$___$$__$$$____$$$$$__$$$_$$$$_$$$$$__$$__$___$$$___$$_____$�___$$$$___$$$$$_$$$$$$$$xoxo$$$$$$$$$__$$$$_$$$____$$$____$$$$$__$$$$$$$$______________$$$$$$$$$_$$$___$$$$ss$$$$xoxo$$$________________________$$$xoxo$$$$$$$_s$$$$$$$$$______________________________$$$$$$$$sss_____�$$$$________________________________$$$$$$,ss$$$$$$$____________SPLAT!!!!_____________$$$$$$$$$ss,____$$$$$_________________________________$$$$$$$$$$$$$s__ss$$$$$$_____________XOXO______________$$$$$ssss$__$$$$$$______________________________$$$$$__$ss___s$$$$$$$$___________________________$$$$$$$____ss__$$$$__$$$$$$$$____________________$$$$$__$$$___$$_$$$___$$$__$$$$$$$$___________$$$$$$$$$$$___$$$$$___$$$___$$$$_$$$xoxo$$$$$$$$xoxo$$___$$$$___$$s___$$_____$$$�__$$$_$$$$_$$$$$�__$$_$$$___$$$$___$s_s$______$$�____$$___$$___$$$$___�$__�$$_____$$s_________$______$____$____�$$_________$�______�SEE HOW MANY TIMES YOUR FRIENDS CAN HIT YOU BACK-WITH LOTS OF LUV!!1-4 TIMES...YOU'RE A SNOWFLAKE5-10 TIMES...YOU'RE A SEXY SNOWSTORM10-20 TIMES...YOU'RE A BAD_AZZ BLIZZARD20 TIMES...YOU'RE A HOTTIE STORM OF THE CENTURY

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Capt Morgan
    evening my love, just thought I'd say hello, I'm guessing your phone still isn't getting text's ::grrr::::

    16 years ago · Reply
  • 16 years ago · Reply
  • 16 years ago · Reply
  • Shayla FU Wife ...Capt Morgan
    Thanksgiving is the appointed timefor focusing on the good in our lives.In each of our days,we can find small blessings,but too often we overlook them,choosing instead to spend our timepaying attention to problems.We give our energyto those who cause us troubleinstead of those who bring peace.Starting now,let’s be on the lookoutfor the bits of pleasure in each hour,and appreciate the people whobring love and light to everyonewho is blessed to know them.You are one of those people.On Thanksgiving,Im thankful for you.god bless you my friend. hug

    16 years ago · Reply
  • SissyCapt Morgan
    the stuffing is my favorite

    16 years ago · Reply
  • 16 years ago · Reply
  • SissyCapt Morgan
    Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobuckethey there lol

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Capt Morgan
    that looks like fun baby....

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Capt Morgan
    sup bro?been out myself for a while..works wide open,,,thank god !an im so ready for april..going to be a kickass time for sure..im out bro..take it easy...are any way you can get it..later`

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Capt Morgan
    hey love, I hope to be here later on today. I love you!! MUAH

    16 years ago · Reply
This member is viewable by:everyone
user.php' rendered in 0.3982 seconds on machine '80'.