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Joined on January 12, 2007
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Born on January 1st
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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Im 47 years old, and i just want to have fun. Hopeing to make alot of friends. Dont have any kids at home, and just on here to pass the time away. Looks like a fun site. Im very laid back, like to have fun, laugh, and joke around. Hope to meet some nice people and have good chats.
Case of the Pregnant Lady ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus She noticed the manopposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied,"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.""Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.""Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, “William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.""BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it.""CASE DISMISSED!!"
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A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy Lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with Pager. As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly,"Gee, she's Fat!" The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet. A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced;"I'll bet her butt is this wide!" The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager begin to emit a beep, beep, beep. The little boy yells out,"Run for your life, she's backing up!"
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