Breaking Dawn

1. Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
   Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
   Alice: "I do. Excellent."

2. Bella: "Oh, Mike! How will I go on?"

3. Tanya: "Ah, Edward. I've missed you."

4. Emmett: "Oooo, scary."

5. Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"

6. Charlie: "Bells, we're up to bat."

7. Edward: "You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."

8. Bella: "Why am I covered in feathers?"

9. Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."
   Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood."

10. Edward: "Oops."

11. Renee: "Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out."

12. Edward: "Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away."

13. Rosalie: "Over my pile of ashes."

14. Edward: "You look so guilty—like you've committed a crime."

15. Sam: "This is not something our treaty anticipated. This is a danger to every human in the area."

16. Rosalie: "I'd like to beat you dead."

17. Jasper: "I can't understand. I can't bear this."

18. Seth: "You'll hurt her. Let her go."

19. Carlisle: "I've seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome."

20. Jacob: "I'll kill you myself! I'll do it now!"

21. Bella: "Should I be afraid?"
    Edward: "Terrified."