The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you if
> you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer.
> The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you
> have answered the question!
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> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
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> This question tested whether you tend to do simple things
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> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> Did you say, Open the refrigerator,
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> put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
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> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,
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> This tested your ability to think through the repercussions of your
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> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
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> Which animal does not attend?
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> Correct Answer: The Elephant.
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> The elephant is in the refrigerator.
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> You just put him in there.
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> This tested your memory.
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> Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
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> you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
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> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.
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> Have you not been listening?
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> All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.
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> This tested whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
> professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
> preschoolers got several correct answers. AndersonConsulting says this
> conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the
> brains of a four-year-old.
