lilangelwhalonhorn's blog: "Bored as hell"

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Hey all If your on my friends list and you haven't checked out my art (Vandoodles) please do so. Let me know what you think rate them and comment on them. I really do want your opinion! Then Repost this for me! Please. If your interested in purchasing one. The prices are listed on my website at vanessainelsonart.com go look and be sure to sign the guest book so I can thank you for stopping by! Have a great day purpledragonlady aka Vanessa Here are a couple of samples of my work

200: My full name is:: Trudy L. Youngwolfe 199: I was born on:: October 5, 1979 198. I am:: Crazy/Wild 196. My eye color is::Brown 195. My ears are:: Small 194. My ring size is:: 5 193. What is your Favorite Color(s)?:Purple 192. My height is:: 5"8 191. I am allergic to:: Cats 190. I live in:: Marshall Illinois 189. The last book I read:: That was way back in school I dont remember 188. My bed time is:: Whenever I feel like going 187. First Screen name?:: lilangelwhalo_nhorn(which means little angel with halo n horns) 186. Current Screen name?:: Same as last question 179. My favorite Holiday is:: Thanksgiving 178. Least favorite Holiday is:: Christmas 177. Perfect Kiss:: hmm.... 176. Last time i cried was:: Cried...HAHA..um....hmm...I would have to say when my ex pissed me off ut it wasnt a cry cry it was a pissed cry...does anyone know where I am coming from 172. My most treasured possession(s) is(are):: my car and my kids 170. What did you do last night:: went home and stayed up late talking 167. My skin's reaction to the sun is (tan/burn):: Burn then Tan =============================== :::::I Do (YES)/Do Not (NO) Believe In::::: =============================== 143. Santa:: No 142. Love at First Sight:: YEP 141. Luck:: YEP 140. Fate:: YEP 139. God::YEP 138. Aliens:: NO 137. Heaven:: YEP 136. Hell:: YEP 135. Ghosts:: YEP 134. Horoscopes:: YEP 133. Soul mates:: YEP 132. Terrorists:: YEP ::::: Which is Better?::::: ==================== 129. Hugs or Kisses:: Hugs 128. Drunk or High:: Drunk 127. Phone or online:: BOTH 126. Red heads or Brown hair:: Brown 125. Blondes or Brunettes:: Brunettes...Because we do it better 121: Guys or Girls:: Guys 120. Night or Day:: Night 119. Oranges or Apples:: Oranges 118. Curly or Straight hair:: STRAIGHT ========================== :::::What comes to your head ?::::: ========================== 116. Scary:: Movies 115. Backstabbers:: People who say they are your friends 114. Parents:: Awesome 110. School:: Homework ================= :::::Last time?:::::::: ================= 103. Missed someone:: Now 102. Hugged someone:: Daily 101. Saw someone:: Now ========== ::::MISC:::: ========== 90. Who's the ditziest person you know?:: My brothers ex gf 89. Who makes you laugh the most?:: My kids 87. One thing I'm mad about right now:: Guys being asses 83. The last movie I saw in the theater was:: Twin Towers 82. The thing I don't understand is/are:: Males 79. The one thing I love about the opposite sex is:: Body 78. This summer: Went to Tennessee 76. Something I will really miss when I leave home:: My friends ======================== ::::::what are you doing?::::::: ======================== 73. Tomorrow:: Hanging out with people 72. Today:: Computer and laundry 71. Next Summer:: I so cant wait...Getting wet and dirty playing in mud and on quads and in 4x4 trucks 70. Next Week:: I have no idea do things on a day to day basis... ==================== :::MISC:::::(CONTINUED) ==================== 67. People call me:: Shithead 64. The person I have been good friends with the longest is:: Crystal 62. The person who knows the most about me is::My mom 61. The person that can read me the best is:: Some of my friends 60. The most difficult thing to do is:: get along with annoying people 59. I have gotten a speeding ticket:: Nope, but I got a warning for going 95 in a 55... 58. I have the following siblings:: blood:Louie, Timmy, step:Travis, Nathan, Emily, Kim, Shelly, Steve, and Tammy 56. My zodiac sign is:: Libra 55. The first person I was in love with was:: Josh Truesdell 53. The one person who i can't hide things from:: My mom 51. Right now I am talking to::Terry G 47. I have a pet(s) named:: Lady 46. I hope:: I WIN THE LOTTERY 45. The best sound in the world:: Any truck with a loud exhaust that cackles... 44. The person that makes me cry the most:: Sean 43. Have you ever done drugs?:: yeah I have tried some 35. Florida or Hawaii::Hawaii 33. My favorite piece of clothing is:: Jeans...that look wore out 32. My favorite sport is:: Quad and Dirtbike racing, and Mudding 31. First Pet:: Bird 28. The school I go to is:: N/A 27. Last person I got mad at:: Nick 26. My worst drinking experience was: I got so drunk and drove home from Charleston Illinois to Marshall(which is a good 45 mins)and couldnt even see the road, & I was swerving all over the place and on top of that I was pissed at my best friend because he was being an ass to me 22. The all-time best movie is:: Crazy Beautiful 21. The all-time best thing in the world is:: My 3 kids 20. So, about them Canadians:: What about them lol 19. The most annoying thing ever is:: people clicking there jaw and making it pop or shaking there leg well bouncing it..Grrr.... 18. The most annoying person you know is:: Dustie 17. I lose all respect for people who:: Lie, Cheat, and Steal 16. I hate:: Alot of things... 15. I love:: MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS 14. My Favorite Day is:: Thursday 13. My Favorite Month is:: August 12. My Favorite Band:: Well theres too many to list...But anything like Godsmack, Nickelback, 311 and so on..I am sure you can figure out the rest 11. The worst pain I ever felt:: breaking my hand...where my pinky finger is...(a boxer break)..I broke it 3 times in a month n a half...Grr..due to stupid people 10. My favorite phrase: SHAKE AND BAKE, I would have to agree but theres also HIGH FIVE 9. My room:: Big...and kinda a mess at the moment 8. My favorite actress is:: Julia Styles, and Kirsten Dunst 7. My favorite actor is:: Mark Wahlburg... 6. My pants:: Vanity brand 5. My weakness is/are: Stressing 4. What turns me on:: haha wouldnt you like to know 3. Who broke your heart:: A Few Guys have... 2. I filled out 200 questions because:: BORED

To the world you might be only one person, but to one peron you might be the world If you love somebody, put their name in a circle instead of a heart because a heart can be broken but a circle cannot Live, Love, Learn, Fail, Fall, Get back up, Make Mistakes, Party hard, Have best friends, dance, Fight, Cry, Hope, Succeed, Its your life so live it!!! You only have ONE so don't waste it Live Long, Laugh Lots, Love Life Behind Every Bitch, Theres a "man" who made her that way. Giving up is NOT the easy way out. The point is; we can't help who we fall in love with. A champion is someone who gets up even when they can't. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction. waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drout...useless and disappointing i know there is a reason why people want love so much...becuz its the closest thing we have to magic Live- Laugh-Love Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond imagination. It is our light more than our darkness which scares us. We ask ourselves – who are we to be brilliant, beautiful, talented, and fabulous. But honestly, who are you to not be so? ...While we allow our light to shine, we unconsciously give permission for others to do the same. When we liberate ourselves from our own fears, simply our presence may liberate others. -Marianne Williamson "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods i love you you dumb ass When life gives you lemons... find someone whos life gives them Vodka and throw a party! You don't Rememer me, but I remember you...I lie awake and try so hard not to think of you...-Evanesence never make someone your everything, because when they leave, you have nothing! To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead. If I was your tear I'd be born in your eye, live at your cheek and die at your lips. I hope you guys have hobo stab insurance Your walkin around here like a cat without whiskers stuck behind the refridgerater! one by one the penguins steal my sanity First off, tell him its his birthday. Then tell him you dont give a fuck its his birthday For it is plain as anyone can see, Were truly meant to be. You must let no current move you from the path you have chosen If you gain my trust, don't lose it; if you gain my love, don't abuse it It's better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you aren't guys are like roses..you have to watch out for the pricks no one is a virgin, the world screws us all live everyday with no fear "you were in my dreams, just like in a movie, the one you wanna see, with a happy ending..." Hawthorne Heights Trust me when i say I Love You Ill always mean it and ill never hurt you. I am done looking at the ordinary boys.... I need an EXTRAORDINARY man. I wouldn't have asked you if i didnt love you. If it doesn't fit, it's ugly anyways. Overcome obstacles with popsicles! Life is like a test you didn't study for. Just nod and smile... thats what I do. It's amazing how much a pretty face can hide. The day I learn to fly I'm never comming down. I try not to like him, but then he smile... and I forget what I was trying not to do... its hard to pretend u love some one when u dont but its harder to pretend u dont love someone when u really do Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile... Life is not fair - get used to it! love is life, And if you miss love, you miss life School is practice for the future, and pratice makes perfect and nobodys perfect so why bother Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love, the clarity of hatred, and the ecstasy of grief. If it creeps or crawls, It should fucking die!!! You know that look a girl gets right when she wants sex? Me neither "Do your food and eat your homework!!!"--- my mom to my brothers. 1994 your the only one who can make my heart beat fast n slow at the same time! I'm not a bitch. i am the bitch and thats Miss Bitch to you! I see you and think "what is he thinking about?!" You see me and think "damn, im not talking to her, she's bitchy!"

Dear Redneck Son; I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last Arkansas family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so that they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well though: last week I put a load in and pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Stanley said it would be to heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby this morning; but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if your an aunt or an uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.... Uncle Ted fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off playfully and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened. Love, Mom P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed

Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A. A love call. Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill? A. Leave the plunger in the toilet. Q. How do lesbians handle their liquor? A. By the ears. (Lick her) Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? A. No ball room Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? A. Doughnuts. Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? A. 100 people who don't do dick. Q. What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory? A. Two test tickles Q. Why did God create alcohol? A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex. Q. What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q. What's the ultimate rejection? A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

I am new to this and hardly know nothing about it but i am a fast learner so it should take much...I am a fun outgoing person who loves to have alot of friends online...I get bored often although I dont have a boring life....Its just the town I live in sucks major butt and theres nothing to do....