> Three men were hiking through a forest when they
> came upon a large, raging,
> violent river.
>
> Needing to get on the other side, the first man
> prayed, "God, please give me
> strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big
> arms and strong legs
> and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
> having almost drowned
> twice.
> After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God,
> please give me strength
> and tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a
> rowboat and strong arms
> and strong legs and he was able to row across in
> about an hour after almost
> capsizing once.
>
> Seeing what happened to the first two men, the
> third man prayed, "God,
> please give me the strength, tools and intelligence
> to cross this raging
> river."
> Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the
> map, hiked one hundred
> yards upstream and walked across the bridge.
