A blonde gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day.
So she eases her car over to the shoulder of the road.
Our blonde carefully steps out of the car and opens
the trunk. She takes out two life-sized cardboard men,
unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle
facing oncoming traffic. The cardboard men are in
trench coats, both exposing themselves to oncoming traffic.
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up
with rubber neckers. It wasn't very long before a police
officer arrived.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approached our disabled blonde
yelling, "What in the world is going on here?!"
"My car broke down, Officer, I have a flat tire." she says calmly.
The officer asks, "Well...what's with these obscene cardboard
men here by the road?!"
She replied, "Oh...those are just my emergency flashers!" :-)
