> Southern Women
>
> Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
>
> A very attractive blonde woman from North Carolina arrived and bet
> twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
>
> She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
> topless."
>
> With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled,
> "Come on, baby... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
>
> As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and
> squealed.."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
>
> She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and
> her clothes, and quickly departed.
>
> The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
>
> Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll??
>
> The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
>
> Moral of the Story:
>
> Not all Southerners are stupid.
> Not all blondes are dumb.
> But, all men..... are men.
