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created on 12/17/2006  |  http://fubar.com/zz-s/b35235

Blonde Interrogation!

Blonde Interrogation! > > > A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows them a picture, then hides it. > > "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" > > The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" > > The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile." > > Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" > > The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" > > The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?" > > Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." > > The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses!" > > The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. > > "Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that." > > He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. > > "Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?" > > "That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear." >
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