Blonde Interrogation!
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> A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows them a picture, then hides it.
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> "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
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> The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
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> The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."
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> Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
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> The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
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> The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
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> Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
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> The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses!"
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> The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
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> "Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
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> He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
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> "Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
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> "That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
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