Another mass message brought to you special people I call friends...Just a few quick facts I thought you oughtta know people ;)) ~BJ
*Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
*For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.
*Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate. (I'd rather have sex)
*A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
(something to wipe the juices off in I guess... omg did I just say that .....)
*Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal. (Well that's different)
*The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years. (Boys, some of you really shouldn't buy large quantities...;)) ) MUAH ;))
*"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Gross!! (whiskey tango foxtrot the FUCK over is THIS?!?!? freaks....)
*"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. ( DAMNIT... I wonder if I can instill this in my girls until they're like 30....)
*When swans go on a date, they'll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life. (Awww :X)
*The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked." (lets face it... people were a lot more.... physical pleasing in the day)
*Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!) (Yeah, this so makes sense)
*There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the 1st time (well I'll be damned......kind of like teenage boys n prostitues)
*In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (Now now ladies....)
*An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum. (wonder if they knew this would lead to men getting off by this in today's society... I have a story about achics bf I know... tell you some other time..)
*In india it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom! (wonder what the std rate is...)
*Sex burns 360 calories per hour. (refer to the calorie burning thing on rough sex I sent out earlier today....)
*Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't. ( no more bitching boys...)
*The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing. ( that's all?? I really like kissing... I wonder what my numbers are like.....)
