Words Women use...
1. *_Fine _*: This is the word women use to end an argument when they
are right and you need to shut up.
2. *_Five Minutes_*: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. *_Nothing_:* This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing usually end in fine.
4. *_Go Ahead_*: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. *_Loud Sigh_*: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you
are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
6.* _That's Okay_*: This is one of the most dangerous statements a
women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. *_Thanks_*: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.
8*. _Whatever_*: Is a women's way of saying F*** You!!
9. *_Don't worry about it, I got it_:* Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.