Apples and Wine
Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt, boo hoo!
Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground, that aren't as good, but easy.......
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right Man to come along, the one who's brave enough to
climb all the way to the top of the tree. So keep your dignity and self-respect and wait for the right MAN to arrive and sweep you right off your feet!!
Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked! It's never too late to respect yourself.
Now Men....
Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with; hence: fine wine.