Rockwell, Nc
Current mood: content
Well Here I am in Rockwell, Nc. I haven't ever seen so much country in my life. As you all well know I'm a city girl through and through. Or I was anyways. Admittedly I did fall in love with mudding and 4-wheeling. Hey in my defense I've always liked fast and dangerous.
People are so friendly here. It's taking some getting used too. I'm also not used to being so isolated from the real world. Which makes me scared of the friendly ppl. They are waving and smiling all the time. I'm like WTF freaks, and it really doesn't help that I'm country illiterate. No joke I thought Goats were male Sheep. Apparently they are two different species. In my defense Mashall thought the same thing. Sorry girl but you had to go down too.
I still miss Florida but I'm settling in well here. I will never miss Ohio. Sorry but if you could see me right now I would be mooning Ohio. Nature is a little new for me also. I mean give me some credit I grew up in Akron, OH. The only nature I was exposed to was if someone got caught growing pot! Rockwell has taught me some things:
1. People can be friendly without planning to kill you and eat you later.
2. People eat things that you wouldn't even dream of including but not limited to: Squirrels, Possums, Goats, Deer, Rabbits
3. Acorns have nuts in them but they taste bad.
4. People do eat roadkill if it doesn't have clots or something like that. I was too grossed out to pay attention.
5. A whole new language.( I'm learning to speak hillbilly)
6. Hillbilly's prefer to be called rednecks or country folk.
7. It's not polite to refer to women as hoochies, bitches, or ho's.
8.There really are country music stations outside of West Virginia.
9. All of Jeff foxworthys redneck jokes are true.
10. Cows don't eat ppl.
11. Neither do goats,deer,armadillos, squirrels( but they all still scare the hell out of me)
12.People really do dress like they do in western movies.
I'm sure I will be learning more, but bye for now.
