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meaner's blog: "Rockwell NC"

created on 04/27/2007  |  http://fubar.com/rockwell-nc/b77793

love is over rated

Come on people you cant really believe that there is true love. Its the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. Love is like Santa Clause. You think its real until you grow up and get a clue. Love is nothing but emotions run rampant. If everyone understood the true meaning it would make life easier for everyone. Love is nothing more than security and habit all rolled into one. You "feel" safe and you feel "secure" but its all a crumbling wall of lies that once shaken will fall to the ground. Get over it a see it for what it is. No one on this earth is that selfless that they will sacrifice everything for another person. Everyone has their price and that doesn't always mean its financial gain. People have their own dreams and ambitions. There will always be someone or something better out there. It's human nature to always strive for something better. I've been considered heartless and cold. All that is very true. I'm ok with that. I like being that way. I like being protected and guarded. I would say I'm way ahead of the game. Now I'm just waiting for the rest of the world to catch up.

Learning to cook?

Well, yes you read right. I'm learning to cook. Don't worry I want to reassure everyone that thus far no one has been seriously injured. Anyone who knows me (or may have heard about me)is well aware that I cannot cook. Well thats not entirely true. I do make a mean boxed mac & cheese. Beyond that we stick to cereal and hot dogs. However as of recently I have started working out at the gym. So I'm trying to improve our eating habits.NOT A DIET! Just broaden our horizons a bit. The other day I was attempting to bake fish( well ok they were fish sticks, but gimme some credit here.) Anyways i remembered the fish in the oven because you could distinctly smell them burning and fire alarm went off which usually means they are done. By the way the kids loved them. Anyways while shooing the smoke away so I could get the pan out I dropped my oven mitt AKA dish towel onto the those hot thingies on the bottom, and I'll be damned it caught on fire. So I banged it until it went out. My eight year old didn't look as panicked as I felt. He just stood there shaking his head and reassured me that there were hot dogs in the freezer. Sunday morning i said I would cook whatever they wanted for breakfast for them. My four year old still being to young to shield my feelings said um no I'll have cereal. I overheard the other kids talking about how they liked they're eggs. They both liked them fried over medium. So when it came time to cook them I asked what would you like? They looked at each other and then declared they both wanted scrambled eggs. I knowing what they liked asked if they were sure. Reassuring them that I didn't mind cooking them how they liked. They once again exchanged glances and then relented to fried eggs. The first eggs yolk broke. The second, third, and fourth were overcooked. They said thank you and uttered not one complaint. I went to the restroom and on my way back I heard my daughter say we should have went with the scrambled. I smiled to myself knowing that I may not be able to cook but I taught them manners. I have made several attempts at making chili homemade. They have all failed. However, let me tell you about tonight. I made the best chili ever and the kids loved it.( for real this time.) Confession: I CHEATED! I took spaghetti sauce from a jar and added stewed tomatoes from a can and Mexican chili beans also from a can. Add some browned hamburger, and surprise perfect chili. Who says you cant take the easy way out?

Hillbillies2

retouching a few things Current mood: chipper OK well I guess my fans have been asking for a new blog to keep them entertained. Well OK its just Mashall but thats all I need. lol So here goes it. I think I'll just update a few things for you guys. ON COOKING: Since my last blog I have learned that sugar is flammable. News to me!! Unfortunately I didnt read it in a book. I just caught my stove on fire when I missed the pan I was cooking in. I know what you are thinking. AGAIN! No, it was different because last time I started the oven on fire this time it was the top of the stove. See big difference. On Rockwell NC: Oh jeez there is so much! Rednecks formerly known as Hillbillies in my blogs put deer pee on themselves to attract deer. They hunt from up in a tree. So it's nothing like what you see on T.V. If you nail strange buck nuts in a different territory it attracts bucks. Bucks are male deer. Redneck girls like to get bloody and touch yucky dead deer. Deer tell other deer in the woods where they saw your hunting stand so they can look out for you.( they have meetings) Deer actually like ppl pee. Deer guts stink. You can cook a pig in the ground without catching it on fire. Women who don't cook are useless. Never eat at a rednecks house cuz yes they are trying to trick you into eating weird stuff. They get deer blood all over their house so that forensics wont find you if they ever decide to kill and eat you. Rednecks hate gay people and city slickers. Rednecks don't all drive big trucks. There is such a place as Mayberry. No shit. Sorry I laugh every time I think about it.It doesnt get more country than living next to Mayberry. Rednecks drive thier tractors to school for real, and even have a day designated to show off their tractor. Well that is all folks! Or at least all I can think of right now.

hillbillies

Rockwell, Nc Current mood: content Well Here I am in Rockwell, Nc. I haven't ever seen so much country in my life. As you all well know I'm a city girl through and through. Or I was anyways. Admittedly I did fall in love with mudding and 4-wheeling. Hey in my defense I've always liked fast and dangerous. People are so friendly here. It's taking some getting used too. I'm also not used to being so isolated from the real world. Which makes me scared of the friendly ppl. They are waving and smiling all the time. I'm like WTF freaks, and it really doesn't help that I'm country illiterate. No joke I thought Goats were male Sheep. Apparently they are two different species. In my defense Mashall thought the same thing. Sorry girl but you had to go down too. I still miss Florida but I'm settling in well here. I will never miss Ohio. Sorry but if you could see me right now I would be mooning Ohio. Nature is a little new for me also. I mean give me some credit I grew up in Akron, OH. The only nature I was exposed to was if someone got caught growing pot! Rockwell has taught me some things: 1. People can be friendly without planning to kill you and eat you later. 2. People eat things that you wouldn't even dream of including but not limited to: Squirrels, Possums, Goats, Deer, Rabbits 3. Acorns have nuts in them but they taste bad. 4. People do eat roadkill if it doesn't have clots or something like that. I was too grossed out to pay attention. 5. A whole new language.( I'm learning to speak hillbilly) 6. Hillbilly's prefer to be called rednecks or country folk. 7. It's not polite to refer to women as hoochies, bitches, or ho's. 8.There really are country music stations outside of West Virginia. 9. All of Jeff foxworthys redneck jokes are true. 10. Cows don't eat ppl. 11. Neither do goats,deer,armadillos, squirrels( but they all still scare the hell out of me) 12.People really do dress like they do in western movies. I'm sure I will be learning more, but bye for now.
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