I was told recently that it was unladylike to use so much profanity. I've thought long and hard about that comment. Then it hit me. Are men the only ones that can speak in such a manner? Why is unladylike to cuss? Why is it cool for men, but unsavory for women? Well, here's my response.
FUCK YOU, FUCK ME, FUCKWAD, DICKHEAD, DICK, COCK, BALLSACK, NIPPLE HAIR, PUBIC HAIR, MOTHERFUCKER, FUCKER, CUNT, PUSSY, ASSHOLE, SHIT, SHITHEAD, PRICK, DICK-LICK, PUSSY-LICK, ASSWIPE, PENIS, VAGINA, BASTARD, CLIT, CUM-SUCKER, CUNT LICKER, SCROTUM, BITCH, SPHINCTER, CORN HOLE, DICKWEED, DICKWAD, TEA-BAGGER, SHIT FOR BRAINS, CUM SPOT and finally BUSHY TWAT.
I'm sure I've left a few out. The point is, just because I am not waving a dick around doesn't mean that I cannot cuss with the best of them. By the way, my balls are much bigger than most men I know. The only difference is, I don't have to adjust mine when I sit down.
