52 Year Old
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Female
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Invited by: Onatopa·
Joined on February 12, 2007
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Born on July 8th
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I have a crush on someone!
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To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. ~Don SchraderBLAH, BLAH, BLAH...I'm a writer of erotica and porn...Oh yeah, baby! I'm also a fiesty redhead that doesn't take shit from anyone. I tend to piss people off because of my colorful commentary on the dumbass shit they do. Hey, somebody has to be the BITCH and I do such a great job of it. I'm that little devil that sits on your shoulder telling you to do all the shit you're afraid to do, but really want to. You know you do...I won't tell if you won't tell.
52 Year Old
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Female
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Invited by: Onatopa·
Joined on February 12, 2007
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Born on July 8th
·2 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
Interests
Anything stimulating for the mind. Boring rhetoric sucks. Mensa puzzles are cool. Walking a different path "just because" makes me all warm inside. (Choking) Sorry, I just swallowed some of my own bullshit...blah, blah, blah.
Being a bitch is a tough job, but somebody has to do it. Besides, playing nice is for pussies. People who whine about every--fucking--little--detail--suck! I think all Jesus Freaks and Bible Thumpers have mental issues!
*Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men said, "Fuck him, he's just an egg."
*Georgy Porgy puddin pie, kissed the girls and made them cry. When all the boys came out to play, he kissed them too cuz he was gay.
*Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pieman, "What have you got there?" Said the pieman to Simple Simon, "Pies, you asshole."
*Little Boy Blew. Hey! He needed the money!
*Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.
*Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Jill that dill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
**Lizette's Bullshit**
The garden ofLoveis green withoutlimitand yields manyfruitsother than sorrowand joy.Love is beyond eithercondition:without spring,without autumn,it is always fresh. -- Jelaluddin RumiI know you will appreciate these beautiful words. Thinking of you hon. Love ya!
MyHotComments :: HotFreeLayoutsI hope you're doing well Gorgeous. It's been awhile. I missed your call and I guess you missed mine. When you have some free time give me a call.Love ya!