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The History of Pussy

Long before Dick came along and fucked it up, Pussy was in charge and even considered a God in some cultures. Pussy's best friends, the Breasts, have long been portrayed as caregivers of life and even worshipped as idols. There are many artifacts that back this up. In ancient times, Pussy was more carefree and given to many Dicks, as many as Pussy desired. Pussy even conveyed lust to other Pussies and orgy's were born. Then one day, Dick came along and convinced other Dicks that Pussy was less in stature and therefore, beneath them. Pussy actually liked being beneath Dicks, but not in social aspects. So all these Dicks wrote this big, wordy book called the Bible. Many Dicks had their hands in the writing of this epic book. One Dick was even revered to be the Dick of the biggest Dick of all, God. That remains to be proven, but many Dicks and Pussies believe this today. So Pussy became subservient to all Dicks and more or less became invisible. Dicks convinced Pussy that her actions were punishable by an eternity in Hell, yet Dick put himself into every Pussy he could. I guess the big Dick, God, found it alright for Dicks to have any Pussy they wanted, but Pussy could only have one Dick in her whole lifetime. Sometimes, Dicks even stoned Pussies to death if they felt Pussy was overly Jezebel. So time marched on with Dick at the helm and Pussy being his little subservient slave. It wasn't until the early 1900's, that Pussy finally realized that Dick was taking advantage of her. Pussy fought back and won her right to vote. Dick did not like this, but Dick knew his days of dominance was over. Pussy had, had enough! As the 1900's continued, Pussy gained more and more power and then one day in the 1960's, Pussy started to burn her bras. Breasts were not really happy with this, but they understood. Pussy had to make a statement and Breasts were happy to help out. In our era, Pussy is the dominant sex. Pussy has not made it to the Presidency yet, but Pussy is the driving force behind every Dick in office. The Dick Clinton was proof of that. Just remember Dicks. Pussy loves you, and some Pussies love other Pussies. But Pussy is usually partial to Dildo. Dildo has made a believer out of Pussy when it comes to multiple orgasms. Dick just can't achieve that. Although Pussy is still hopeful that Dick will follow through some day, Pussy knows though that Dick isn't the Casanova that Pussy requires. So, from one Pussy to another, have a nice, creamy day!

© 2006 Lizette Sinclair
*It may not be pulitzer prize winning material, but it's still mine so don't fucking steal what doesn't belong to you turds!
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