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created on 02/10/2007  |  http://fubar.com/friends/b53909

on the beach

A widowed Jewish lady was sunbathing on a beach at Boca Raton, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you today?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book. "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3 years ago and it is very lonely. Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Suntree," he answered, and again resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?†With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his blanket and onto her's. He tore off her swimsuit, and gave her the most passionate ride of her life! When the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
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