You know, when men try to pick up women, some of them spend a lot of time asking the wrong damn question. Now, I know some guy is going to say "Women do tooo"
So, I've compiled a list of some of the questions that I've been asked and some of my favorite answers.
Q. Are your tits real?
A. Is your *ick real??
Q. Are you really 36?
A. No, I'm lying about being a middle aged woman so I can drink w/o being carded.
Q. Are you bi-sexual?
A. If bi means twice a week, if I can be I am.
Q. Did it hurt?
A. What? When I fell from heaven? Why are you even trying that bullshit ass line with a woman over 12?
Q. Do your parents know you're this beautiful?
A. No jackass, they've never seen me.....what?
Q. What gets you hot?
A. Heat asshole.
Q. Do you like anal?
A. *looks for ignore or block button*.....
Q. So, what are you looking for?
A. Someone else to talk to.
Q. Would you ride my *ock?
A. If it fits through this little ass phone line, what's the point?
Q. Do you come here often?
A. It's the damn internet, we're all here often.
Q. Would you go out with a guy like me?
A. After asking any of the above questions? Fuck no.
Q. Are you always this mean?
A. Nope, I take Sunday's off.....
Q. Did I make this *hit up?
A. I wish....lmao, it's all real folks
